Spongebob'd

When a large erect penis is placed carefully and neatly across the face of a stranger and dragged until euphoria is caused and sometimes death .

Originally derived from ancient chinese culture, the spongebob'd is similar to a rick roll , often times santorum or spermy fecal matter is involved in homosexual activity of this word.

Nevertheless, it's never a good thing to be spongebob'd.

It has been officially decided that long term cigarette smoking is safer than spongebob'd ing someone. Patrick is a Dickhead BTW

Devante-Last night terry was going to teabag this bitch at this restaurant, we were so high that instead he pulled out his jolly roger and instead of putting it in her sweatbox, he spongebob'd her.

George- Damn , did she live

by The amazing penis July 23, 2011

Spongebob

A living sponge who is over 20 years old and still likes bubbles. He is a snail person and lives in a pineapple. He likes to catch jellyfish and works at the Krusty Krab. He needs to realize that Squidward doesnt like him.

Patrick: hey Spongebob lets go to jelly fish fields
Spongebob: lets ask Squidward to come .
Squidward: No!

by animalover3434 September 17, 2015

Spoof sponge

A promiscuos person. Loose in the bedroom.

"She is the biggest spoof sponge"

by sparkneon October 6, 2005

sludge-slinger

when your boyfriend cums on your stomach and it shoots in your hair and eyes! not a pleasant experience

"Murph, Brian just totally sludge slinged in my eye, and it really burns!!!" Jesse says, "I hate a sludge-slinger!"

by Katie, Beth, and Jess June 1, 2006

squeeze the sponge

To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.

Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

Bubba the love sponge

A fat, ignorant meat gazer. Enjoys gazing at his poo. Recently has been known to suck on his poostick. Also, has the most owning radio show in the unival existance of my cock.

Bubba the love sponge, you fat, ignorant meat gazer!!!

by The guy who is not gay aka Jew hater December 11, 2003

Slinger

Roadname of a biker known for his root and has a tendency to adorn members of the fairer sex with a clown nose prior to having her orally satisfy him. His demeanor is usually of a quiet gentle type however not uncommon to have women fall prey to his allure and curiosity about his cock. He was lovingly named by a brother after repeatedly sending out photos to his brethren of a coke bottle. Proceed with caution.

Slinger sure can lay some pipe!

by Sun Devil Slinger March 2, 2015