the act of showing your love for your family or a loved one by smacking them across the face with your johnny. your girlfriend, your grandmother, your daughter, etc.
Hey ted hows it goin?
oh my daughter hated me cause i didnt get her a car, so i gave her a love slap and now everythings all better.
oh my daughter hated me cause i didnt get her a car, so i gave her a love slap and now everythings all better.
by xyguy729 August 19, 2011
by Pimpin aint ez December 14, 2004
A variation of beer bong usage involving hard alcohol. When the subject is halfway through funneling a beer a shot of Bacardi 151 rum is added, giving the recipient a "slap" in the face. First usage of the term can be traced to Kappa Alpha Lehigh around 2004.
by anonymous928347 March 14, 2010
when you are extremely tired (like if you stay up 'till 1 or 2 in the morning) and everything makes you laugh
molly says "OMG!!! THERES A ZIT ON MY NOSE!!! AHH IM GUNA DIE!!!" David starts laughing histerically at that statement. David is "Slap Happy"
by CraZy aZN dUDe July 15, 2005
Did you hear the thong slap coming from that shitheap? Wonder how long before it throws an injector?
Why did Toyota ever stop making the FTE? This thong slapping heap of shit screams brokeback mountain
Why did Toyota ever stop making the FTE? This thong slapping heap of shit screams brokeback mountain
by Shpongle99 May 28, 2018
Contrary to most definitions, the “bitch” is describing the “slap” rather than the destination.
A Bitch Slap is a sharp, openhanded, stinging, yet generally benign slap – similar to being slapped by a bitch. When you “bitch slap” someone, you are slapping him or her like a woman would! Scratching, hair pulling, cursing, and crying generally follow a well-placed bitch slap.
Beware, this oft-confused term has resulted in many pimps calling themselves bitches rather than describing their abuse.
This structure of the descriptor preceding the verb is also used in the “Pimp Slap”. To “Pimp Slap” does NOT mean that you’re slapping someone like you would slap your pimp – rather a pimp slap is to slap like a pimp does.
How to perform:
Imagine some bitch just called out your fake Louis Vuitton shoes and hat just to make your baby’s daddy laugh at your cheap ass.
Raise your right hand above your head, elbow bent, and pretend you are throwing a baseball like a girl. Open palm comes down in a chopping motion to the cheek and jaw of your victim. Twist your shoulders into the attack for maximum effect.
A Bitch Slap is a sharp, openhanded, stinging, yet generally benign slap – similar to being slapped by a bitch. When you “bitch slap” someone, you are slapping him or her like a woman would! Scratching, hair pulling, cursing, and crying generally follow a well-placed bitch slap.
Beware, this oft-confused term has resulted in many pimps calling themselves bitches rather than describing their abuse.
This structure of the descriptor preceding the verb is also used in the “Pimp Slap”. To “Pimp Slap” does NOT mean that you’re slapping someone like you would slap your pimp – rather a pimp slap is to slap like a pimp does.
How to perform:
Imagine some bitch just called out your fake Louis Vuitton shoes and hat just to make your baby’s daddy laugh at your cheap ass.
Raise your right hand above your head, elbow bent, and pretend you are throwing a baseball like a girl. Open palm comes down in a chopping motion to the cheek and jaw of your victim. Twist your shoulders into the attack for maximum effect.
by CVRulz March 30, 2005
by Zach G. November 26, 2003