A cuck sitting on his wife's second boyfriend's big dick that just came in her 2 mins ago, all the while watching as his wife's first boyfriend fucks her.
Timmy is the sitting cuck type. He doesn't just love the humiliation of his wife's ravishment by a stud, but adores absorbing the cocktail of the stud's semen and her pussy juice through his rectum.
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 8, 2021
Get the sitting cuck mug.The act of filling a disk (ex. frisbee) with alcohol and sitting on it bare bottomed. The alcohol is soaked up the anus, getting the sitter drunk quickly and efficiently.
I didn’t feel like drinking all those beers today but still wanted to be drunk. Thank god for disk sitting!
by ihenkel22 July 30, 2022
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Get the sit on toilet paper and swing my feet mug.A sex act that modifies the doggy-style position. In this position, the top uses the bend in the small of the bottom's back to prop up a device playing porn.
My wife really wants to have sex but I don't know if I can get it up for her anymore!
Relax, dude. For all you care, you could be having sex with Riley Reid if you can sneak in a Seoul sitting desk.
Relax, dude. For all you care, you could be having sex with Riley Reid if you can sneak in a Seoul sitting desk.
by Raulcito August 28, 2017
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Preferably used when:
A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.
¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):
a) rain secure a tarp
Preferably used when:
A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.
¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):
a) rain secure a tarp
by juyshbocks July 5, 2022
Get the sitting couch mug.Sitting Gay is a phrase used to describe a way someone is sitting, however if someone is sitting gay it does not mean the person is gay. Sitting Gay does not have a defined position, as if someone is sitting gay you can tell, and the person sitting gay will know that they are sitting gay. A strange part of the sitting gay lore is the large amount of animals which sit in gay poses, the most common animal to do this is elephants and bears.
by HotFrog June 30, 2022
Get the Sitting Gay mug.When one is about to get up off the toilet before realising their life is a piece of shit and there's no point being anywhere, so they just sit back down.
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