backdoor shuffle

Leaving any type of function, usually a party or get together with friends, without saying good bye. Often used to avoid staying out until 5 a.m.

Big Joe: I think Chuck Liddell is fighting tonight.

Andrea: Ask Dave, he would know.

Tucci: Good luck finding him, I think Dave pulled the ol' backdoor shuffle about 20 minutes ago.

by Dave B October 20, 2008

Snuggie Shuffle

The awkward dance that occurs while wearing a Snuggie. This is generally characterized by awkward walking, close to a shuffling motion, in which you are trying not step and fall like a complete idiot. It is also characterized by the occasional stopping to fix said snuggie from falling and making your Snuggie shuffle all the more awkward looking

Rita: Do you see Jack in his new Snuggie? Why is he walking like that?

Janet: Oh that? That's nothing. Jack is just doing the Snuggie Shuffle, because the novelty of wearing a Snuggie hasn't worn off yet.

by snuggieshuffler December 25, 2010

palm coast shuffle

First, poop on every piece of furniture you own.
Second, let it marinate for 3-4 weeks.
When fully basted, switch around all the furniture, turn the lights off, turn them back on, and then buy new furniture.

City Furniture is having a big sale, I need new furniture because Tommy did the palm coast shuffle at my house.

by snoopdoggg August 26, 2007

Rhode Island Shuffle

When an impatient motorist inches out of a side street or parking lot, in an attempt to take a left onto a main road, and blocks off all traffic coming from his left until finally someone coming from his right feels bad enough for the blocked off lane to let this douchebag in.

"So I was driving down 1A in Pawtucket, and this asshole does the Rhode Island Shuffle right in front of me to try to get out of Papa Johns!"

by Lauren O'Jea January 25, 2008

stuffed crust delight

when a worker at pizza hut cums inside the crust of a pizza and gives the pizza to an unsuspecting customer creating a cheesey/creamy delight

Dave apologized for overcooking their pizza and gave them a large Stuffed Crust Delight for free.

by Hand Sanitizer May 10, 2006

cuffin' and stuffin'

1. This refers to the arrest, handcuffing, and placement of an individual into a police cruiser. The term is used when the individual in question is obviously a waste of skin and oxygen.

2. This can also refer to holding people responsible for their own actions, and punishing them accordingly.

1. The police officers were cuffin' and stuffin' the gliberal (Yes, gliberal) "peace activists."

2. John Smith kept disrupting the education of his peers, so the teacher found himself cuffin' and stuffin' John all the way down to the main office. It should be noted that John Smith simply received a pathetic slap on the wrist, along with a Band-Aid for his bruised ego and self-esteem. He soon found himself back in class, wasting everyone else's time, and the taxpayers' money. This also encouraged several of his peers to display a contempt and disrespect for authority.

by crash December 5, 2003

shuff monkey

A shuff monkey is a fictional character which was made to scare little children in the 1920's. Basically, it is a small monkey which lives up your anus and is meant to keep you awake at night by making odd monkey sounds.

Do not steal otherwise you'll get a visit from the shuff Monkey!

by miniray April 13, 2009