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Short-a-chrome

When you are missing all or part of a least one chromosome. Dumb ass. Stupid. Inept.
How’d that short-a-chrome graduate from high school?
by Goofnut March 16, 2023
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Short term coke

When you find a random ID and take out short term loans to finance your coke.
Yo I found this random ID yesterday, lets get some short term coke this friday.
by KonSzym July 2, 2023
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lock short

A very small portion of a cigarette, by and large one drag left. Trying to get a deuce out of it is hazardous to your lips.
Kid 1: Yo I asked him to save me some of his cigarette in the bathroom, and he ends up giving me a Lock short.
Kid 2: That's fucked.
Kid 1: My lips sizzled the fuck off!!
by evry1else December 26, 2008
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Jersey Shorgy

A large, throbbing dancing scrum, set to dance-pop music, comprised mostly of fist pumping, high-fiving Jersey Shore types, and their hard partying, bottle poppin', ass-grinding compatriots.
When the Katy Perry song started up, the dance floor at the Wildwood bar became an undulating Jersey Shorgy.
by H. Wallbanger III October 3, 2011
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Neil Short

Generally awesome, with a hint of cunt. Also known as a Daywalker and a bum.
by Fadgistic May 22, 2012
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Hypotenuse Shortcut

Noun

A visual used to describe an alternate route when cutting a corner in the midst of travel (usually on foot) as said traveler walks along the "hypotenuse" of a 90 degree angle turn.
Eric: How do we get to McConnell's Ice Cream Shop?
Peter: Its 3 blocks down Islay St., turn right and walk 2 blocks down De La Vina St.
Eric: Why don't we just take a hypotenuse shortcut through the back alleys to save time?
Peter: What the fuck is a hypotenuse shortcut?
by Figa Hunter November 7, 2013
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Vanilla Shortcake

Swirly mixture of male and female ejaculant placed upon the face of the receiving female. Typically, the male catches the female juiciness in his mouth during her climax, then drips it on the face of the female whilst producing the other half of the creamy concoction.
"She told me she's a squirter so I Vanilla Shortcaked that bitch then Racooned the fuck outta there."
by Schieze December 27, 2015
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