shitwinder

A colloquialism for toilet paper used almost exclusively by men of the blue collar persuasion. The word enjoyed widespread use in Southeastern Ontario during the latter half of the 20th century, before being systematically suppressed in the late 1990's and early 2000's by the emerging Politically Correct movement. It can, however, still be heard from time to time in public bathrooms around the greater Kingston Ontario area, usually uttered in a gruff tone of voice.

Hey bud, you got any shitwinder in that stall? Some asswipe used it all up over here.

by Assmosis May 6, 2016

Shitting on my plan

When some idiot decides to run your plans for the day.

Dad stop shitting on my plans !

by Jaunito_ July 18, 2016

shittinator

Someone who sweats while tking a shit

You are the shittinator

by Mtlfckr July 3, 2016

Shittin disappointed

1. Taking a massive shit only to realize that there is no toilet paper in sight and nobody to bring it to you

2. The feeling that a nice, godzilla-like shit is coming only to drop an m&m size shit

I'm was shittin disappointed, I was alone in the middle of the woods taking a massive shit and there was no toilet paper.

by Scotty C May 14, 2016

shitting facility

A facility in which you shit. It can also be used as a derogatory term towards someone who you believe to represent or resemble a bathroom exclusively for shit.

"STOP BEING SUCH A SHITTING FACILITY!"
"SOMEONE GOT DROPPED OFF AT A SHITTING FACILITY!"

by you're not invited May 28, 2016

Shitting Birth

When you have a shit so large, it feels like you're giving birth

Dalton was shitting birth after a three day period without shitting

by Ryan Toast 98 March 20, 2017

shitting taco bell style

The act of farting while taking a shit that sounds like a running lawn mower

"Do you hear that in the bathroom over there? Someone is shitting Taco Bell style."

by Fucking moron October 17, 2017