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shitting a lasagna

When your poop is not a sausage, but more or less diarrhea.
Then you shit, wipe, shit, wipe, and so on because you always have to shit again after a wipe.
Man, yesterday I had so much diarrhea, I was shitting a lasagna.
by FritzFantom September 28, 2022
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Shishing

Speaking your native language by accident while having an english conversation
"Let me just get my przekąska real quick"

"Your what now?"

"Oh shit, i just did a little shishing. I ment my snack"
by L3GALC0N September 28, 2022
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Shitting (something)

Hey, did you know I’m shitting (something) physics?
Really? I’m shitting math!!!
by nanaxox September 28, 2022
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shifting

reality shifting isn't lucid dreaming, it's moving your consciousness to another.
Olivia: Girl you won't believe what happened!!

Isabella: what happened?
Olivia: I finally shifted to Hogwarts yesterday!!
Isabella: girl are you ok? that's just lucid dreaming
Olivia: NO IT WAS REAL! REALITY! reality shifting is moving your consciousness to another!

Isabella: oh my god, okay okay if you say so
by livieshifts January 27, 2023
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Shirting

When one has to take off their shirt due to the intestinal pain that is due to... (enter possible cause for the diarrhea that tested your accuracy and ability to puke through your legs whilst painting the bowl... impossible)
Ugh I drank way too much last night. I’ve been shirting all morning.
by Bowl Banter February 20, 2023
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shipping

person: i'm shipping two characters that have nothing to do with each other!
person 2: tracks down person 1's ip address and nukes person 1's house
by cooldude2144 November 13, 2022
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Shifting

Used in some religions.

Some teens and adults on tiktok adapted the term to mean moving your subconscious to another reality. In truth, it is just lucid dreaming. The fact that you have to go to sleep first says it all. They took a term used for religion and coined it as a way to bang fictional characters. It's quite annoying. They'll argue that it's not lucid dreaming and that they're actually there but in reality it's the same thing with different names. Or they're just daydreaming. Most of these "shifters" you'll find on tiktok or youtube are young. No younger than 12 and no older than 25. It can be damaging to ones mental health. If you really want to meet you favorite fictional character then write a story or just daydream or try to lucid dream.
Person A: Whats shifting?
Person B: Lucid dreaming.
Person A: Why is it called shifting then?
Person B: Because some people wanted to believe that they can travel to other universes.
by Julius_Ceaserrrrrrr November 26, 2022
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