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Sexi Wexi

(n.) An apparition which requires no soul to operate. Usually takes the form of a human woman, but has been known to transfigure into other forms such as the ones seen during the Salem Witchcraft trials that resembled the devil.

If caught alone with such a creature do not look it in the eyes for it uses them as a portal from which it derives your soul.
When I was walking in the woods I became cognizant of a chilling presence in front of me, it was a Sexi Wexi and proceeded to eat my heart with a crudely made spork.
by reluctantfollower November 16, 2009
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Sexy Toast

Do you want something to eat?
Yes, I'll have some sexy toast please.
by Sparky Owl September 29, 2011
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Sexy Owl

When having fornicating from behind, pull the girls head round to face you so she is in pain.
Niall's bitch loves having her head turned to face him making her a sexy owl!

"Dude I made a girl a sexy owl last night"
by Dr Hosslehoff November 21, 2012
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Buddha Sexy

When a male or female is unbelievably attractive and appealing as a result of their Buddha-esq appearance (lard assness). These people just scream sex gods as you correlate their portly figure with the enlightened Buddha, and CLEARLY and man who understands the human existence can make a man/woman feel things that are only explored in the raunchiest of chick-lit.
Gabriel Igleisias is Buddha sexy.
by Psychedelic Sid May 30, 2015
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sexy monster

variation of sexy beast

n. so sexy that thing being described can only be referred to as a monster.
damn.. i'm a sexy monster. i'm sorry.. so sexy
by akoni February 15, 2004
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sexy gurl

anonymous signature to use from mobile phones when sexting and you want to stay anonymous. What to call yourself when making crank calls or drunk dials. Works to get the attention of the reciever.
What's up, Tina? You wanna hang? Sexy GURL
by blasterlbc July 14, 2011
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sexy milk

When the animal (specifically a badger) has a bag of his own "mess" and its shot up into the cave of bears and the bears are known as DA BEARS WHO ATE YO ASS And when you finally cleaned it out mr potato head ripped off yor nose and stuffed it in the drain And he finds the man GOOKALEE who hunts a tit full of baby dung and then all of the people in the barn yelled hooray and that was the end to a nice weekend in laguna beach <3
Omg! that man had a life a sexy milk im telling you! dayum!
by looly boi africa November 15, 2010
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