scrotum sack

used to describe a person, it is essentially were the testicles are stored but if empty is useless hence the meaning of uselessness

you as helpful as a kick in the scrotum sack

by vinstar November 5, 2005

Lump Sacker

Underage smoking boy, who is typically short, and has a potentially high rate of bondage with girls named crystal, and sucks dick.

Dayummm!!! Jesse is such a lump sacker!!

by Joshercake March 25, 2009

Santas Magical Sack

Steps to achieve the Santas Magical Sack

1. purchase a santa costume

2.purchase a large red sack (one the could fit a large dog into it)

3. cut a hole in the sack the size of a tennis ball

4. have your santa costume on while doing your girlfriend doggystyle

5. quickly withdraw and forcefully stuff her into the large sack where you continue to have sex with her through the hole you cut out

santas magical sack

by therealnads December 1, 2009

Mago Sack

A male reproductive organ used to call people like Markarian the Barbarian.

Oh psh look at markarian the barbarian mago sack.

by BARBARIANN12345678910 March 26, 2009

tiger woods in the sack

Previously known as someone who is good in bed. More recently refers to many different women all having "Tiger Woods" in their sacks.

Porn Star 1) I heard you screaming last night, he must have a been a tiger in the sack.
Porn Star 2) No, actually it was just Tiger Woods in the sack last night.
Porn Star 3) He was in my sack last night.............
Porn Star 4) He was in my sack the night before last............
Porn Star 5)....................

by Ardelis88 December 15, 2009

Gunny Sack

An old wild western type of bag with draw strings, that often carry potatoes, corn, and other types of goods. Hobos and rail riders would often take these sacks and make pants out of them.
May also be used as an insult, indicating you are lazy, or a bum.

"Your so hot, you would look good in a gunny sack."
"You freakin gunny sack, go take out the trash."

by Juliawl July 8, 2009

dill sack

Another way of saying testicles or balls. The dill of course being your penis.

person #1: "Dude, this concert is friggin loud!"

person #2: "Yeah the bass is shakin my dill sack!"

by dill sack October 19, 2007