Person 1: Hey man, you wanna play Simplerockets 2?
Person 2: You play Simplerockets 2? Why am I even your friend if you stoop that low?
Person 2: You play Simplerockets 2? Why am I even your friend if you stoop that low?
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--after A grabs a second piece of chocolate cake from the sample tray--
B: "How was that?"
A: "Sampley."
B: "And by sampley you mean chocolatey and delicious?"
A: "And too small."
(actual origin of word!)
B: "How was that?"
A: "Sampley."
B: "And by sampley you mean chocolatey and delicious?"
A: "And too small."
(actual origin of word!)
by cocoabonanzamoo March 5, 2009
Get the sampley mug.Usually while sexting, asking for a sampler usually means that you want to trade pics of (Face, abs, feet, and sometimes nudes)
by Boi321 May 29, 2017
Get the Sampler mug.A guy (or girl) that hits on (flirts) and asks out everyone in the opisite sex that they work with.
Eg.)Typically thinks someone is attracted to them, possibly (more or less) wrong.
Eg.) A sampler. That Samples people.
Eg.) (typically shallow people who are very insecure about themselves. That find any form of communication between yourself and the oposite sex in the workforce as a sign of flirting.
There for trying to date them)
Eg.) There goes George asking Elain from front cashier out, i guess Melissa from cosmetics didn't work out.
Eg.) The guy (or girl) that gets sent to HR for sexual harassment.
The person everyone knows about your business in the work place.
Eg.)Typically thinks someone is attracted to them, possibly (more or less) wrong.
Eg.) A sampler. That Samples people.
Eg.) (typically shallow people who are very insecure about themselves. That find any form of communication between yourself and the oposite sex in the workforce as a sign of flirting.
There for trying to date them)
Eg.) There goes George asking Elain from front cashier out, i guess Melissa from cosmetics didn't work out.
Eg.) The guy (or girl) that gets sent to HR for sexual harassment.
The person everyone knows about your business in the work place.
Sample / Sampler.
Ex. There goes George asking Elain from front cashier out, i guess Melissa from cosmetics didn't work out.
Ex. The person that gets told by managment that there's signs of flirting, there for you move on and find another woman (or man) to hit on (flirt) with inside of the work place.
Ex. There goes Jon the Sample, every girl who smiles at him, he thinks they want sex. Pore guy needs to learn more about social behaviours, before he ends up getting fired for sexual harassing all the women that just give him a friendly smile walking by.
Ex. There goes George asking Elain from front cashier out, i guess Melissa from cosmetics didn't work out.
Ex. The person that gets told by managment that there's signs of flirting, there for you move on and find another woman (or man) to hit on (flirt) with inside of the work place.
Ex. There goes Jon the Sample, every girl who smiles at him, he thinks they want sex. Pore guy needs to learn more about social behaviours, before he ends up getting fired for sexual harassing all the women that just give him a friendly smile walking by.
by .Playboy January 31, 2018
Get the Sampler mug.This condition occurs when a small portion of an item is freely given, resulting in a seemingly pleasant experience, luring the mark to buy a complete product, which is horrible when consumed in its full size.
Sampleitus strikes once again! This discount frozen pizza sucks; weird, the free sample at the grocery store was delicious.
by bentslightly February 18, 2023
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