national salt day

National salt day is a day we should all bow down to salt Bc they are hot.

me: Hey it’s national salt day today
Ur dad: what’s that?
Me: a day we bow down to a hot ass mf

by Oaksee September 3, 2021

Salted nut roll

A roll consisting of salt and nuts, normally more nuts and less salt. Made famous by it's picture on westcoaster.net

Mech Daddy: Hey man are you going to eat that salted nut roll?

Paul: No dude it's all yours.

Joe: I want half.

by S bomb March 30, 2009

Hot Paste and Salt

Hot paste and salt is the taste and texture described for male cum.

Based on real conversations with a friend and I in a couple senarios.

Us: So what does pussy taste like?

Him: Nothing really. What does cum taste like.

Us: Well....you know how in kindergarten you ate paste. Well heat it up and add some salt and there ya go. Hot paste in salt. We've been trained since then to tolerate the texture and taste.

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At the gas station getting pop. Friend is using the machine to get fountain pop and it splatters at her.

Me: Hahahahaha you like things that splatter at you don'tcha?

Friend: Hehe yeah, I wouldn't have 2 kids if I didn't!

Me: True...it's all about the hot paste and salt.

Customer: I..I...I don't even know what to say to that....

by JestyCat August 5, 2010

Salt you up

Making cuts all over an individuals body and then throwing salt over the cuts.

Ill salt you up motherfucker...
That bitch got salted up good.

by Adnan Khan (Biggie) May 26, 2008

smelling salts-sexual

A sexual act when you climax inside your partners nostrils.. giving them a salty smell.

smelling salts-sexual: you cum in a girls nose.

by EZY4ME September 2, 2009

salt and pepper head

Someone with both dandruff and lice.

Amy:Why are you breaking up with me?
Jack:Your hygiene is horrible. Your salt and pepper head is gross.

by Brookeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee January 18, 2010

working at the salt mine

Being a troll or acting stupid to make somebody salty

Jim: I saw this dumb-ass on reddit yesterday being an asshole to everybody, he even called an autistic kid a "dumb fucking faggot that should kill himself."
Bob: Oh don't worry about him, he was just working at the salt mine.

by Clean hand sanitizer May 20, 2016