Symeon

Noun - The act of masturbating so vigorously that one tears the frenulum of the penis.
Widespread among the Greek population.

'I had to get stitches in my dick because I did a symeon, and now I'm not allowed to get a boner for weeks!'

'I gave myself a symeon after watching Kick-Ass 2.'

by Sausagefest December 17, 2013

symptonicexplosion

An impulse bomb that blows off and all sound is lost for thousands of miles. Followed by a wave of heat and radioactive chemicals. The explosion itself is so powerful that the location where it goes of turns into a mile wide blackhole. For a split second you can see a mushroom cloud larger than any other, before being sucked into the blackhole.

Wow that was a huge symptonicexplosion!

by Robert E. Lee March 12, 2005

SymbOS

An operating system that is 100000000x faster than all other operating systems in all of the known plains of existence. SymbOS is based on a GUI similar to Windows 95 in look and feel, and plays Pacman, MP3s, video, and Minesweeper, all in multiple instances, at the same time, and at full speed on a CPC, MSX or amstrad PCW with 128k or RAM (not kidding). SymbOS also makes Windows Vista and Mac OS X look planetsized and sluglike by comparison (as if the weren't enough like that already).

If all operating systems were coded like SymbOS, gamers would still be using 386s.

by The Next Decider March 4, 2008

Symbra

A mutated, human form of the cartoon lion in Disneys The Lion King. This creature enjoys long walks in the parks, humps inanimate objects simultaneously and is highly afraid of the color purple. If you ever happen to come across this disgusting creature, run away like a wild dog infected with rabies wants to eat you aliive. And keep all forms of grandparents away, they fall into the "innanimate objects" category.

I ran into a Symbra today and now I am physically, mentally, socially, any way possibly, scarred for life.

The Symbra will get you in the middle of the night if you dont eat your veggies.

What are you being for halloween? A Symbra.

by Rachel kwisowzki November 24, 2010

Sympathy text

A text designed to gain sympathy from the recipient. Typically sent to everyone in one's contacts, and generally contains unnecessary information about the sender that could have otherwise been left out.

sympathy text:
I'm going to the hospital I'm in a lot of pain I have blood in my urine and I called my doc and they said I either have a kidney or bladder infection, kidney stone, or cyst on my ovary

reply:
TMI!!! Hope you feel better.

by HippieChuck January 19, 2011

sympathy fascist

Someone who tries to coax others into feeling the pain of those who probably deserve little or no empathy.

Bill: Those people shouldn't be cheering the death of Osama Bin Laden.

Fred: Give it a break you sympathy fascist.

by Eric Maan May 29, 2011

Sympathy Digit

The term given to the sneaky fingers that are slipped after you have failed to get your female partner to climax during intercourse.

yeah mate, it'd been like 2 weeks, so i had to slip her the sympathy digit after I had finished

by Satisfaction King June 15, 2011