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Shart Tank

When a kid poops in the bath tub and runs around screaming and trying to avoid the turd as if it were a shark.
My two-year-old shart tanked our jacuzzi tub last night so I have to pick up some bleach on the way home from work.
by Slerotin August 27, 2013
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Shart

While in a drunken state and trying to flatuate in public, you unintentionally expel liquid feces into your shorts, causing total embarassment to yourself - FOREVER.
The weekend camping trip ended early because the shart that John left at the fire almost injured 3 people.
by Pat McGroin March 3, 2008
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shart

A squishy fart that also yields some solid waste.

see also Cammshaft23
Camm is a human shart.
by cchil January 12, 2006
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Shart

A shart occurs when a fart brings an unexpected/uninvited friend along with it.
Damn it! I thought I just needed to let go of some gas, but it wasn't a fart, it was a shart!
by junglistgirl77 September 13, 2010
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Cunt Shart

A wet queef. A very wet, drippy, sloppy, slimy, stank ass queef. Usually results in a queef stain.
Lori oughta be ashamed, that bitch cunt sharted all over herself! She had to go home and change her clothes!
by flyinryan914 April 16, 2011
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shart

u ****ing shart
by katie January 20, 2004
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Starter Pack

A meme where you make a collage of photos that are meant to indicate what kind of person who likes those things are. What was harmless way of expressing frustration and pointing out stereotypes and cliches has now devolved into setting out and actively insult anyone who likes things that you may not personally like, for example, collecting images of movies, items of clothing, slangs, and accesories and writing "Faggot Loser Gaylord" on the top.
Richard: Hey look, I made an epic XD Starter Pack meme on how only losers enjoy these type of things!

Bob: There are about 675 different pictures here and frankly, that's how many punches I'm going to give your overgeneralizing ass.
by justfedup May 26, 2017
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