shortened version of "Smashing image only"
When somebody says he would smashio somebody that means that he would like to have sex with the guy/girl on the photo. You say this about people that appears really attractive on his/her photoes on social media platforms, but in the real life does not look too appealing.
When somebody says he would smashio somebody that means that he would like to have sex with the guy/girl on the photo. You say this about people that appears really attractive on his/her photoes on social media platforms, but in the real life does not look too appealing.
Joe: Damn bro, alexa.mama4 is a solid 10/10. I would really smashio this girl!
Fred: Yeah man, but sadly like I said, I've me her irl and she's only a 3/10 like I said. She looks hot on her ig, but irl she's a bit chubby.
Oliver: Would you smash her? Be honest my guy!!!
James: She's only a smashio trust me. Without filters and photoshop you would not find her attractive.
Fred: Yeah man, but sadly like I said, I've me her irl and she's only a 3/10 like I said. She looks hot on her ig, but irl she's a bit chubby.
Oliver: Would you smash her? Be honest my guy!!!
James: She's only a smashio trust me. Without filters and photoshop you would not find her attractive.
by Dees Nutandors October 10, 2021
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Means you're completely Fucked and full of alcohol. The party was too rough.
Means you're completely Fucked and full of alcohol. The party was too rough.
by the long forgotten. April 8, 2022
Get the Smack'd mug.Extremely clever or intelligent, to the point of scariness. Used by parent to refer to a child who figures things out and gets into mischief. May be analogous to the more familiar term "wicked", a paradoxical intensifier, as in "wicked good".
by Hank S May 23, 2008
Get the criminal smart mug.Refers to the technique in which someone uses the closest, heaviest object for mulitple purposes such as repairs, adjustments, destruction, or killing.
Used only when all else fails and often produces the desired result.
Most commonly used by 18Bs.
Used only when all else fails and often produces the desired result.
Most commonly used by 18Bs.
18D: Fuck, I don't know what's wrong with the .50, the bolt just won't go forward!
18B: Let me take a look
*After a few minutes of examination and fiddling, the 18B reaches down and grabs a lead pipe
18B: Bravo smash!
*18B whacks the .50 in various places.
Bolt slams forward.
18B: Let me take a look
*After a few minutes of examination and fiddling, the 18B reaches down and grabs a lead pipe
18B: Bravo smash!
*18B whacks the .50 in various places.
Bolt slams forward.
by WhizBang December 9, 2008
Get the Bravo Smash mug.A game adopted by men, usually when inherrently intoxicated, where the aim is to sleep with (clunge-smash)as many females as they can in one day. The winner is the male who has smashed the most clunge within the space of 24 hours!
The time span can be altered, for example if on holiday, or away at university.
The time span can be altered, for example if on holiday, or away at university.
Dan: "Mate, you want to go clunge-smashing tonight?"
Barrington: "I would but i'm already playing..."
Barrington: "I would but i'm already playing..."
by Ragasshoe May 21, 2009
Get the Clunge-smashing mug.Used to describe the wealth of knowledge someone brings to the table, only on the basis of ownership of an iphone.
1: "Johnny really knows his way around the city. He must have lived there for years. He knew when all the train schedules on my line, and the best restaurants."
2: "Not really. He's just iphone smart."
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1: "Dog, I can't hang with Bill no more. He's always gotta be the one with all the right answers."
2: "Don't sweat it Randy. He's just iphone smart. He'd be quite boring without his device."
2: "Not really. He's just iphone smart."
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1: "Dog, I can't hang with Bill no more. He's always gotta be the one with all the right answers."
2: "Don't sweat it Randy. He's just iphone smart. He'd be quite boring without his device."
by 44SHRED June 29, 2009
Get the iphone smart mug.Flargady Smarg is the best awkward phrse that one can say. It answers every question by not answering it. It is a jiborish phrase invented for idiot by idiots in your for one's most awkward and dire situations.
Guy 1: Yo dude did you do that quantum physics Homework?
What does astro physics relate to the sall packets of energy that are quantums?
Guy 2 : Dude , honestly,Flargady Smarg.
What does astro physics relate to the sall packets of energy that are quantums?
Guy 2 : Dude , honestly,Flargady Smarg.
by PookiDiazErnstGrant May 24, 2010
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