slippery walrus

When an elderly man spreads his cheeks for a young woman to insert her foot (at speed) into his well lubricated rectum.

Hey Dave, i heard pete was playing slippery walrus with your bird last night!

by osman hussain March 7, 2016

gimp slapped

1.To be assualted by one who is handicapped, either permanently or temporarily.

2. To be assualted with a means of assistance for a temporary or permanent handicap.

Yo, did you see that? He hobbled on over and gimp slapped him with his crutch!

by Da saus is good April 13, 2008

dick slipper

a prophylactic; a condom. So named because it is slipped onto the penis.

Will: Dude, last night that chick totally rocked my world.

Roger: You mean Lisa? Man, she's been around. I hope you wore a dick slipper.

by dugsmet October 14, 2010

frat slippers

new balance 993s

hey man ... watch the frat slippers

by youknowbilly February 18, 2011

Trump slapped

The act of being slapped in the face with a micro penis.

By Mikes bragging of his penis size Jessica thought she was going to get lucky, but instead she got Trump slapped.

by Larry Teach August 24, 2017

Glitch Slopper

Someone who hipesnatches a server.

Stop rafting the sever you fucking Glitch Slopper

by ZoltanF September 15, 2017

getting the glass slipper

When four people get together they take turns stuffing the neck of a glass bottle in their anus. Three people try to insert the neck of the bottle one at a time, while the fourth person runs full speed and kicks the legs out from under the person holding the bottle, so they fall on the bottle pushing it further into the anus. The person who has the best fit (the one that goes in the furthest) is the one that gets the glass slipper

We played the new game at Bobby's house it's called getting the glass slipper.

by Theslippyone November 18, 2017