slam-funkin-tackulus

a word describing something so amazing that no current word could describe

big poppa slops' (aka joe grant) rhymes are slam-funkin-tackulus

by the dutch champion April 13, 2009

Shamfail

A Shamwow Fake

I went to the As Seen on TV store and I bought a Shamfail.

by Daily Dues August 2, 2009

slamack

When you smack and slam some one at the same time. Smacking someone in the face and insulting them at the same time.

I slamacked my boyfriend for cheating on me!

by pugger July 18, 2010

Slam Borkin

1) When the girl is so wet that the thrusting impact is so hard that the copulation can only be described as an orgasmic mixture of slammin uglies.
2) Slamming that piece of ass so hard that it causes queef sounds loud enough to be heard from a city block away.
3) Gettin boned like a skeleton

Did you see John? He was totally slam borkin Sally last night!

by aspen4life November 9, 2011

slam

to look insanely awesome using something, especially clothing; see rock

ComicCon Guy 1: Hey, check out the guy breakdancing in the classic Wolverine costume.
ComicCon Guy 2: Ooh, boy! Now that's how you slam the spandex!

Woo, check out the girl in the one piece slammin' that sailboard!

by SPAH September 1, 2012

Slam the Monster

1. To drink a Monster energy drink much too quickly to be any good for your health

2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"

3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster

"Damn that bitch is fine. I'd slam the monster with her any time."

by Smellins March 14, 2013

slam canyon

A woman's pussy

That broad has the worst smelling Slam canyon I have ever had the displeasure of inhaling!

by IrishVBIED February 2, 2015