The spirit of a Panda who is sleepy all the time, who occasionally enters people's bodies causing them to sleep like a sleepy panda for many
by Dagger666 December 3, 2009
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"Omg I am totally gonna pull the sleep stiffer on him when I'm bored and he's still sleeping"
"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."
"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."
by pinkdinko April 6, 2010
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The results of leaving your make up on all night. It typically causes the mascara to come off weirdly in the morning and can feel like gluing one's eyes shut.
Girl One: "Awww! After that party last night, I passed out without taking my make up off."
Girl Two: "Oh, don't tell me you have sleep sand?"
Girl One: "Ugh. Yeah I do. It's going to take 20 minutes just to remove it."
Girl Two: "Oh, don't tell me you have sleep sand?"
Girl One: "Ugh. Yeah I do. It's going to take 20 minutes just to remove it."
by ThePlatypus July 16, 2010
Get the Sleep Sand mug.Arguably the greatest fool-proof cure for hangover, but can only be performed occasionally and AFTER waking up between the hours of 7am - 10am.
If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:
a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or
b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!
It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:
a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or
b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!
It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
Pete: “Wow what an epic night, I woke up like I had parachuted into bed this mornin. I’m Mayor Barry Struggers of Pain-Ville now though”
Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
by JiminyJillickers July 19, 2010
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Get the Sleep Gasnea mug.That fragile state of being where you haven't gone to bed yet but are on the verge of falling asleep. You know you should get up and go to bed but in doing so there is an inherent danger you will awaken yourself too much by undressing, brushing teeth etc. that you will lose your sleep mojo, rendering you unable to fall asleep.
Steven caught himself nodding off and knew he should go to bed but was afraid he would lose his sleep mojo. So he just let himself fall asleep on the couch. Unfortunately he was late for work the next day since he couldn't hear his alarm going off in the other room.
by sonofnyx July 12, 2011
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