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Tesco Roundabout

the act of swinging a full shopping bag around your penis.
similar to a windmill
Ted: Havent seen you around in a while Dave. You alright?
Dave: I tried to show Julie a Tesco Roundabout and snapped my penis! I've been in hospital for the last month!
Ted: Dude
by Cpt Brownsauce Sandwich February 14, 2010
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Bonus Round

When you are having sex and are near the end, you or your partner stop suddenly and run to the light switch, flicking it on and off while yelling "Bonus Round!"
The you go back and have sex harder than before.
Yeah, I heard them last night, he gave her a Bonus Round
by Plastic_Ducky September 10, 2011
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Jew Rounding

Rounding an amount down to the nearest unit. Most commonly used for a monetary amount owed.
Adam owed me $22.15. I was surprised when he only gave me $20 until he reminded me that he used jew rounding.
by jogro123 November 12, 2012
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the merry-go-round sing-along

The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.

(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)
Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.
by Ricken the Faggot Mage October 13, 2013
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mormon merry go round

getting a circle of girls and inserting once then pulling out then moving to the next girl.
we got a ton of girls together and tom ran a mormon merry go round on them
by dr al March 28, 2007
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all rounder

all rounder? oh u mean han jisung from stray kids?
by seungjindelight November 19, 2020
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round brown

a fart, toot, poot, poof, puff, fluff or whatever else one may call the secretion of gas from the buttox

other examples: anal acoustics, cabbage captivator, talking pants, Victoria Secret's worst nightmare, fumigation
Bob: (round browns) "Aaw that smells! Gary, did you round brown us?"

Gary: "What? HEAVENS NO!"
by Doctor94 February 19, 2011
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