Want to ride

-asking if she wants to ride you.

-asking if she wants to ride your penis / dick / cock / etc..

Guy: Hey, want to ride?
Girl: ummm I barely know you... but sure

by that_unicorndud May 27, 2018

South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride

The act of farting in a girls pussy by wrapping her vagina lips around the asshole of a gassy friend.

After a night of eating too many sloppy joes and hearing constant bitching from his wife, Andrew finally agreed to give Sarah the South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride she always wanted.

by FlipDogBoy February 22, 2011

Call of Duty Dick Rider

One who plays nothing but Call of Duty and can not accept the fact that Battlefield is way better just because the ride it's dick and just buy it because it's title say CALL OF DUTY and because a new one is made every year.

Friend: Yea, so you gonna get that mw3.
Me: Nope, that's a waste of money, bf3 is badass.
Friend: Battlefield sucks. everyone's turning in their copy for mw3.
Me: It's because you and everyone else are "Call of Duty Dick Riders".

by tmerc November 15, 2011

rump rider

one who is the giver in anal sex. Used to call someone a homosexual.

<b>Get away from me, you rump rider

by john April 10, 2004

Rainbow Rider

Somebody that's gay.

Lawrence is turning into a Rainbow Rider. He's been acting kinda fruity lately.

by dabmaster101 May 24, 2016

Ride bitch

Taking the middle position when three passengers are riding in the front row of a car or truck. When two of the passengers are men, the woman sits in the middle to create a buffer, thus avoiding uneeded male-male body contact.When all three passengers are male,Then one is elected to "ride bitch!"

"Hell yeah he can ride with us, Jims' skinny, he dont take up no room,let him ride bitch."

by John Dog January 23, 2008

hay ride

A Hay Ride is a form of foreplay where two people about to mate take matchbox cars and drive them through the hairs of their lovers nether regions aka pubes. While the cars are being pushed it is courteous to make automobile sounds such as 'put, put, put' or 'vroooom!' This is also a form of foreplay that can be enjoyed simultaneously by both parties, but only experienced hay riders should attempt a 69 hay ride.

I began to chafe after the hay ride wes was giving me became to forceful. I had to give him the hornet to make him stop.

by bendo383 November 5, 2009