Retardednes

The supreme act of being absolutely retarded. Very rare and uncommon.

Ben: Have you realized that Mr. Farrell doesn't know our names and he's known us all year?
Dylan: Only one word can describe Mr. Farrell: Retardednes

by TheCompetitionWinner April 20, 2012

Retarded booty

When ones booty is constantly jiggling even after the person has stopped moving.

Haley has a retarded booty

by Seniornegro August 8, 2013

retardee

A person who retired into being retarded. A political act in which person represent themselves as being retarded, when in truth they are not. Something akin to putting a blonde helmet on to create a force shield of stupidity around oneself.

(1) WTF. Since when have you become a retardee?
(2) When returning broken goods to the store, or to Amazon.com with the words "I don't know what happened, ... I just turned it on!?" one becomes a retardee.

by with boobs September 11, 2013

retargerous

( a combination of the words retarded and dangerous) : something that is, according to most normal people, both retarded and dangerous, however one is to define the terms.

Even if done f-sag, goingassbogganing down the stairs into your basement on a mattress is still retargerous imho.

by Sexydimma June 4, 2014

retardello

Someone who believes that you may use urbandictionary.com as an authoritative resource of words.

EM used the word "kellow" as a rhyming word for "hello." He is a retardello.

by winnerwinnerchickenlunch November 21, 2014

retarded doge

A animal known as a cait or scooter who is a stubby leagged corgi and he is also retarded as fuck.

Did you see that retarded doge yesterday

by MLG SCOOTER April 17, 2016

Retarded

Cody and Jesse's relationship

Your relationship with Jimmy is retarded

by Dumb, crazy, stupid October 15, 2016