Emotionally Retarded

To have a serious or traumatic experience in your love life or just relationship that makes you confused on what you feel is right.

Damn, I've been in love with becca for over 3 years and she just betrayed me. I don't know what to do, I think I'm emotionally retarded.

by OrgasmicLarry September 1, 2016

Retarded South Islander

A mentally deficient person originating from New Zealand's Southern Island

"Retarded South Islander, Spanners Watson"

by Spanners May 9, 2005

e-retarded

Any word, person, place or thing that exhibits the quality of being retarded in a digital environment. Note that this includes anything prepending letters to words that don't belong there, e.g. e-tact.

Bob thought that all of these new-fangled and completely unnecessary words were just a little bit e-retarded.

by clandestine March 25, 2005

retarded_archer

1.A paranoid, Lazy, Kid who dislikes people who use the word "fag".
2. A creative name
3. Loathes people with girlfriends.

Retarded_Archer is a creative name.

by Danny October 7, 2004

retarded ballerina

as seen in rihanna's video "umbrella" a retarded ballerina is one that tip toes around a stage or any similar flat ground and looks as though they are struggling to survive. The tits of the said ballerina are often long and misshapen best seen in the play Cats (not in the video "umbrella")

Shit son! There's that retarded ballerina again, tiptoeing up to the bus stop...let's kick her toes!

by salad tits June 4, 2007

retarded

A noun used to describe a person who amazon web services.

The company that recently got breached decided to become retarded and move to the cloud.

by agseatthispersonthis May 18, 2016

Retardation

A dangerous, sometimes fatal disease that makes you retarded.

Rodolfo suffers from the deadly disease known as retardation!

by whyisthisapassword May 28, 2018