A person who takes off all their clothing and accessories when he or she gets home from work or from a night out and leaves them exactly where they took them off, creating a puddle of articles, giving the impression that a person melted there. A source of irritation and contempt for the more organized roommate.
P1: "I thought my roommate died or was abducted by aliens, but it turns out I just have a melting roommate."
P2: "You're out of salsa."
P2: "You're out of salsa."
by calvinke November 4, 2010
Get the Melting roommate mug.The gap, big enough to securely store a potato, created by misfitting jeans when the waistband does not meet one's back due to being disrupted by an especially convex badonk. The bane of existence to pants-wearing bedonked folk, it can be measured by the number of potatoes one can store in the consolingly handy storage space. The variety of said potatoes is entirely up to the interpreter's imagination.
Jane: I really like these jeans, but they just don't fit!
John: But they have to fit -they're in your size and everything.
Jane: Nope. Too much potato room.
John: Ah.
Jane: Damn my deliciously plump ass.
John: But they have to fit -they're in your size and everything.
Jane: Nope. Too much potato room.
John: Ah.
Jane: Damn my deliciously plump ass.
by fufupop December 5, 2012
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At the weekend they have a keen interest in top room activities
Im not interested in top room action
They are complete top roomers
Im not interested in top room action
They are complete top roomers
by annonnamouse November 7, 2011
Get the Top Room mug.A toilet that has been used multiple times but never flushed while cooking in a heated locker room for the entire summer. The stench is so foul that you may wonder when will Satan claim your soul.
It is worse than breathing in mustard gas or the odor that comes from the loins of a thousand corpses.
It is worse than breathing in mustard gas or the odor that comes from the loins of a thousand corpses.
"Dude, did you add more shit to the locker room soup?"
"I want to take a dump but I'm afraid of the locker room soup overflowing the bowl."
"Locker room soup is delicious!"
"I want to take a dump but I'm afraid of the locker room soup overflowing the bowl."
"Locker room soup is delicious!"
by HowToMakeLockerRoomSoup January 5, 2014
Get the locker room soup mug.A cheap hotel room purchased for the specific purpose of having sexual relations with prostitutes. Another hotel room is used to house all personal belongings, keeping them safe from possible theft.
Tell that whore we're staying in room 3615 at Excalibur, that's my hooker room for the weekend. The last call girl I brought up to my suite at the Cosmo stole $1,000, my laptop and the remote for the TV. I'll be damned if I get charged another fee for a missing remote!
by ewphewpew December 1, 2015
Get the hooker room mug.You: Can I go to the Kidney Room?
God: The what?
You: The Kidney Room
God: THE WHAT?!!
You: The restroom
God: Sure...
God: The what?
You: The Kidney Room
God: THE WHAT?!!
You: The restroom
God: Sure...
by Michael VII May 16, 2017
Get the Kidney Room mug.When a dishevelled ginger man enters the living room of a house and doesn't leave until he is 100% out of his mind from drinking tinny's all day or consequently blacks out.
Guy 1: Ay' up where's Doug?
Guy 2: Did he not turn up for work today?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: My guess is it being a Monday he's most probably still living room pissed.
Guy 2: Did he not turn up for work today?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: My guess is it being a Monday he's most probably still living room pissed.
by MidlandManc June 27, 2017
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