Ass Queef

Pretty much, just another word for a fart. If you want to be more immature about it, just use the word Ass queef.
Fu*king A! Why did you have to fuggin release your ass queef right in my face! Fu*k!
by Tits McGee *bitch* September 01, 2006
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dick queef

by Dznny Da Persian August 17, 2005
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Queefing Chode

A chode which queefs. It usually effects those with a chodezilla.
I was at the party and all the sudden i heard a farting noise from this guys zipper. It was a queefing chode.
by The Chode Scientist January 13, 2009
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Queef Goggles

Queef Goggles occur when a woman releases vaginal gas, often whilst recieving oral sex, whch in turn steams up the eye ware of the recipricant.
During oral sex a woman releases vaginal gas which causes the glasses of the giver to steam up, thus creating queef goggles.
by Well Hung Pony October 21, 2009
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period queef

When you fuck a girl on her period, she queefs and blood blows out.
I pulled my wang out of my girls pussy and she queefed blood all over it.period queef
by ONlyonE_- April 07, 2016
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Confetti Queef

V. Used in description of a loose woman who has such a large vagina that she often expells "confetti" or foreign objects from her vagina when queeffing uncontrollably
She is so gross I bet she confetti queefs all the time.
by Rick Raida October 04, 2006
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Queef Lorraine

A dish best served moist. A cheesy, eggy tart with flaps of ham and a crusty base. Often served in finger buffets. Baking queef lorraine was a favourite past-time of housewives in the 1980s, and is seeing a resurgence in popularity today.
"Jane became frustrated with Arnold and served his slice of queef lorraine directly into his mouth."
by Lorraine Queef September 06, 2007
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