evil pumpkin (weed) 

The source of all known calamity, and prophesized to be the cause of the end of the world. In the end, he steals everyone's weed, he rolls it into one big blunt, and smokes it all in one puff. The only known survivor of this event is Mike27356894. Evil Pumpkin (weed) is also known as the Anti-Mike, and or Anti-Christ.

Jameyboah: Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Evil Pumpkin (weed): Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Mike27356894: I'm gonna Mike. Evil Pumpkin (weed)

evil pumpkin (weed) by jameyboah November 14, 2022

Brown Pumpkin 

When you stick your fingers up your ass and make someone smell it while fucking their dad

Abi gives Wrett a brown pumpkin

Brown Pumpkin by John Jamie December 20, 2022

Gutter pumpkin 

Describes a grimy girl. Usually hooked on drugs with multiple baby daddies

She’s a gutter pumpkin for sure!

Gutter pumpkin by KATREAPER May 31, 2023

🎃 pumpkin (jack o' lantern) 

This emoji is often used by developers or gamers to express their frustrations (shows laughing in agony) Like AAAAAAAAAAAAahaaaaa! HA! hha! Ha!

🎃 pumpkin (jack o' lantern)
Situation 1:
Developer (perfect writing code in concetration 6h withou't any mess !)
GOD: /summon minecraft:lightning_bolt ~x ~y ~ z at substation (↩enter)
Developer's PC: (⬛⬛)
Developer: 🎃
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Situation 2:
Rich Gamer (child of "rich" parents): Hey bro, this cool new game is awesome, I literally don't know what I would do if it didn't come out, I have to play it 24/7 now! being toxic
YOU(windows XP user without desk or way to cool the room): 🎃 🎃 🎃

🎃 pumpkin (jack o' lantern) by Nikola is my real name now go& August 7, 2023

Leather pumpkin 

Slang word for a crude implement made out of non traditional items used for self pleasure

I was so poor as a bachelor I had to hump a leather pumpkin

Leather pumpkin by Martybj September 22, 2023

Purple pumpkin 

Typically after an especially brutal session of anal penetration when the males member or device is removed from the anus the inner anal passageway folds out surrounding the extracted shaft and exposing the inner side of the bruised anus; also known as pink sock for women with more melanin in their skin.

I cant even sit straight after Jamal gave me the worst purple pumpkin last Friday.

Purple pumpkin by DickTater December 16, 2023

Fudge Pumpkin 

It is said of the act of release a compact turd, due to urge or due to drunkenness, inside a Halloween carved pumpkin.

Last week's Halloween party was so insanely awesome that I got to see one of the gals make a '''Fudge Pumpkin''' in the backyard.

Fudge Pumpkin by Imperador dos 10K Calendários December 26, 2023