Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner

In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners.

Hey! You there! Yea you ya turkey! Give her the'old Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner!

by Commander Turkey February 19, 2011

puberize

This is what African American males do earlier than their Caucasian counterparts.

"I looked puberize up on WebMD, and it said African American males puberize earlier than their Caucasian counterparts."

by Someone who puberized October 13, 2011

puerto rican kumquat

when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman

"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."

by captain deeze March 3, 2012

Puerto Rican Style

Upside down with a fork in the mouth.

"There wasn't much room in the booth, so we had to fuck puerto rican style."

"He was too lazy to sit up so he just laid there puerto rican style while I gave him a bj."

by Dash R1prock December 18, 2012

Pubered

Having had already gone through puberty

"You got with Lisa? That chick is flat as a board!"
"Naw man, you aint seen her in a while - she pubered and now things are bangin'"

by Sagmag July 28, 2013

Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014

Puerto Rican Vulture

Scoping a party for hot bitches and then fucking them hard

Hannah is such a Puerto Rican Vulture!

by Pa Pancake May 12, 2015