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Hot German Potato Salad

A man lies naked and spread eagled on a picnic blanket. A picnic basket with a hole cut out of the bottom is placed over his face. This should be a snug fit. His partner then proceeds to lift the lid and crap into the basket over his face, while throwing uncooked bacon at his erection, strip by strip.
Melissa planned a romantic, indoor picnic for our anniversary. I was even more surprised when she offered me a Hot German Potato Salad. Now I get all hot when I see bacon!
by Choco Ison April 3, 2009
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potato

potato is my way of living
by diarrhea dog November 3, 2020
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Papa Potato

The act of inserting one or more hot potatoes into someone anus. Usually being done after an abusive anal sex. Papa Potato should not be confused with Mama Potato, which is the act of inserting hot potatoes into a woman's vagina.

The Papa Potato maneuver was publicly unknown for a long period of time, until a recent rise in it's reputation. It is extremely popular in the middle east and Latin America, where it is frequently practiced near campfires in national holidays.

Also known as "Don Pataton" in Italy.
We gave John the Papa Potato at the campfire yesterday, now he can barely walk.
by George W Second June 1, 2007
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Potato Chip Crotch Crust

The layers of discharge that build up in a girls panties and flakes off.
After a long day out and about, Erin had built up some serious potato chip crotch crust.
by nothin-nice July 2, 2007
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potato water

The gray creamy liquid that is ejaculated by a male after having got a vasectomy.
I shot a load of potato water in my wifes face last night.
by shaar January 5, 2009
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Mashed Potato Ass

When one flexes his or her ass causing multiple dimples to form giving the appearance of lumps like mashed potatoes
Person 1: Oh my God, look at his ass.
Person 2: That is some seeeerious mashed potato ass.
by ABlackMan69 November 3, 2010
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salty potato

joey essex quote, a bit like reem.
'ahh look at her,she's a right salty potato'
by tinkerbellebaby February 11, 2012
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