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Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.
Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.
by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023
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Alexander

Just a very big fatass pig, at the same time Alexander means expanding in german
Gosh your belly is so Alexander
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Alexander

Alexander is truly a good guy. He makes people laugh and is, in simple terms, charming. He knows to brighten a room and has a fantastic smile. He's got good hygiene and is confident. some will say he's overall confident, but that's nothing to shy away from. Dark skin, chocolate eyes, and a sneakerhead.
Alexander is my manzz
by drelovesicespice November 21, 2023
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Plender

n. A mild or affectionate insult comparable to bellend, idiot, or just an incompetent person

n. plendered: Someone monged on weed.

Derived from 90's playground language, an inoffensive version fit for the 21st century
What a plender.

Don't be a plender, plender
Blatantly man I'm totally plendered
I've been a complete and total plender, haven't I.
(to a group) Come on then plenders, let's plend
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Plender

n. A mild or affectionate insult comparable to bellend, idiot, or just an incompetent person

n. plendered: Someone monged on weed.

Derived from 90's playground language, an inoffensive version fit for the 21st century
What a plender.

Don't be a plender, plender
Blatantly man I'm totally plendered
I've been a complete and total plender, haven't I.
(to a group) Come on then plenders, let's plend
by Chokkyegg December 4, 2023
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ALexander Sveltina

Writer, satirical blogger, poet, rapper, philosopher, social media darling, and libertine bachelor. ALexander Sveltina is a visionary. He's just beginning to brand himself as an authentic artist, and creating art purely for the sake of experiencing the joy of the creative process. He is an agnostic pantheist existentialist with a big fat-ass c@&k! Get ready because ALexander pulls no punches in his outrageously shocking comedic shtick. He is a true genius of the times who has his finger on the pulse of his generation. Roll over Beethoven Tell Tchaikovsky the news, because there's a new Tom cat on the prowl and he's lookin' to bird dog all of your lil' chickies, so look out!
ALexander Sveltina is a charismatic man with a huge c@&k!
by A.Sveltina March 8, 2024
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Alexander effect

When you're super gay
He was the embodiment of the Alexander effect
by TheGreatHaroldino April 24, 2024
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