Patelle

When you have a teacher who is a complete and utter bastard. Derived from the word dick head or Kunt, which both have the same meaning.

Boy 1: Ohh shit man, look who is our sub this lesson!

Boy 2: Fuck, its one of those dickhead teachers who think they are so smart. He was probably beaten as a child too :P
Boy 1: This gits such a Patelle!

by KSHZZAP August 25, 2011

Paterson, NJ

City in Northern New Jersey, located in Passaic County, in which it is the county seat. Third largest city in New Jersey with a population of over 150,000 people. The city is mostly Hispanic with a large Dominican, Puerto Rican, Colombian and Peruvian population, also large Black, Arab, Turkish, Caribbean, and, Italian population. Founded in 1792, as the nation's first planned industrial city, by Alexander Hamilton, the city is know as the "Silk City" for it's large amount of silk mills around the Great Falls.

Paterson, NJ, is a large city near NYC

by OmegaBlue June 24, 2006

happy place

The mental state achieved when one wants to avoid the unpleasant or uncomfortble. Everyone's happy place is different, and usually consists of the things that make them joyous.

Mindlessidiot: "...and so I was like, that's so disgusting. You should get that checked out, and he goes..."
Semi-saneperson: "Dude, shut the crap up. I'm in my happy place!"
(Mindless idiot continues rambling aimlessly until Semi-sane person smacks them with a bag of frozen fish sticks.)

by MandyM December 26, 2005

Patel

the name of millions of people

hey mr patel number 6390845034760

by Aaron November 26, 2003

party plates

liscence plates you have to use as punishment for a DUI/DWI. Usually they are red and yellow.

Billy Bob gets pulled over twice a week, just because he's got party plates.

by tommy5634 May 17, 2006

patel

My last name. Formerly in India they were farmers and then tax collectors. In America they're doctors. Its the equivilent to white people and the last name Smith.

Samir Dilip Patel.

by Samir Patel May 7, 2004

patek water

Some ice from watch producer Patek Phillipe SA

What kind of water is that?
It’s patek water

by canadianheadass October 24, 2017