hornication period

the time near a woman's menstrual cycle in which she feels extremely bereft

A: I'm totally crushing on this guy who's so wrong for me.
M: You're just in the hornication period.

hornication period by Ananymous Student March 17, 2006

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Ghost Period

When a woman has all the symptoms of her period (bloating, fatigue, mood swings, cravings, cramps) without actually being on her period. Or when she has all the symptoms when shes suppose to be on her period, but her period doesn't show up until two weeks later.

"ugh, my stomach hurts. I feel bloated"
"Are you on your period?"
"No, but I'm suppose to be."
"Ah, must be a ghost period."

Ghost Period by Anon A. Miss April 26, 2013

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perma-period

A condition existing in women, consisting of a state of constant irritation and an excessive amount of anger. usually directed at males that are in close relationship with the victim.

PMS symptoms that don't seem to go away.

your girlfriend is always so mean to you. she must have perma-period.

perma-period by fliggs January 1, 2008

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Anal period

When you've been drinkin' well liqour and Schlitz for days on end and you finally have to take a shit. When you sit down on the toilet and your asshole explodes with straight nasty brown liquid. Nothing solid, just liquid shit splatter all over the place.

Hey girl, I finally got my anal period today!

Anal period by Mr. McGigglepuff November 30, 2011