parker is the sexiest mofo who gets bittches (and will get you biches to!)
every 1 luvs too have him around and he/she/they silly
every 1 luvs too have him around and he/she/they silly
by big_baller_97 November 21, 2021
Get the Parkermug. A small penised man that can't finish. He beats his meat to Dave bunts.if you ever meet a parker g run away don't look back he will tunk goon and edge on you
Your a parker g
by Leydron gahames December 5, 2024
Get the Parker gmug. 
i wanna give up.
im so tired, i dont wanna be around here.
i try my best to make people laugh
but it never goes right, im sorry for everything.
But im a bitch, i like hurting people. i fucking hate everyone i feel so annoying do people even like me anymore
What do they really have against me?
im so tired, i dont wanna be around here.
i try my best to make people laugh
but it never goes right, im sorry for everything.
But im a bitch, i like hurting people. i fucking hate everyone i feel so annoying do people even like me anymore
What do they really have against me?
by orcalover123 February 27, 2022
Get the parkermug. SCP agent Sarah Cessica Parker fights Cryptids and other supernatural forces while navigating the dating pool of NYC men. Always wondering if it's the men who are crazy, the world, or just her.
by SCP Handler December 29, 2023
Get the Sarah Cessica Parkermug. by soreno September 22, 2021
Get the Mr. Parkermug. by GayTrannyMan December 5, 2023
Get the Parkermug.