Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.

Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."

by Acexzy September 23, 2020

pan republican

A republican that is secretly a pan sexual or has more than one cast iron skillet of the same size

Hey buddy I noticed your MAGA hat and those two 8" cast iron skillets you had hanging above the stove, I'm just gonna co.e out and say it, are you a pan republican?

by Wondering thoughts September 24, 2023

pan-chan/pan chan

she was a softie but turned emo now. 😐 apparently cant tell the fact that im joking 😒 jk anyways love you pan ur a great friend wow ur so cool like wow aha wow - mika

that girl is so lovely her name is pan-chan/pan chan

by mikalovesxiao November 27, 2021

Pan Ta'e

If you are being called pan ta'e then you are lucky because this means beautiful or pretty.

Person 1 sees person 2

Person 1: Pan Ta'e

Person 2: Thank you

by SIKO TA TA November 20, 2023

Pan

Shorter way to say pansexual, Which is the attraction to all and any gender, taking more notice in their soul or personality than their gender. Also the coolest people you will meet ever (I might be slightly biased)! We love our pansexual homies, they love you for who you are, not how sexy you are.

Me: Guys I'm pan!!
Friends: Oh yur bi? Gross
Me: Aight, you're not my friends anymore. I'm not bi, I'm pan. I love all people.
Random nonbinary person: Yo, I'm pan too.
Me: Ayyyyyy you wanna hang out?
Random nonbinary person: Sure, I bet you're cool as shit
Me: Sure am

by that band/drama/nerd/crazy kid January 26, 2021

Peter Pan

Penis that smells like rotten fish

Guy 1: Do you want to come over and eat sandwiches?
Guy 2: Ok but first I need to wash my Peter Pan

by TrashBoat2000 November 1, 2017

pan-spank-sual

A spanko who enjoys spanking play with all genders. They may identify as straight or gay and have a preferred gender that they play with but also enjoy spanking other genders as well. Or, they could identify as bisexual or pansexual and enjoy spanking all genders.

Who you like to spank is not necessarily in accordance with who you are sexually attracted to. Some people like platonic spankings.

Person 1: Do you know if that female top plays with women? I heard she has a boyfriend and is a straight girl.

Person 2: Yeah! She's pan-spank-sual. I've seen her use the hairbrush on a naughty young lady before.

by girlwhogetsspanked March 26, 2024