ninja panda! 

a ninja panda has the power to make you blow up on sight, even the strongest of opponents cannot resist, captain falcon,a slushie machine,chuck norris and shoop the whoop are all powerless all with one bamboo sword.
the bamboo sword is made from bamboo and
galaxy juice.
a discarded ninja panda tooth can summen mothra and godzilla.
a ninja pandas diet is
-oreos
-apple juice
-kitty intestines
-albatross blood
and nuclear bombs.
the ninja panda is found in only one spot and that is in the center of the universe but when found the ninja panda will destroy the universe then ride a trogdore to a new universe.
that is the ninja panda.

guy-OH MY GOD A NINJA PANDA! RUN FOR YOUR LI-*universe explodes*

ninja panda! by bryn knight October 17, 2008

ass panda 

Somebody who is particularly annoying; a term to express extreme displeasure.

GAH, zack is being really pissy today... what an ass panda!

ass panda by alkaseltzer wash August 25, 2006

giant panda 

a derogative term used for FAT asians
although it is a rare site they do exist

"Kenta is a giant panda" said Sara

giant panda by kenta January 13, 2007

sneaky panda 

first of all i would like to point out that all these definitions are completely wrong. a sneaky panda is a mythical creature rumored to leap from bushes and ejaculate onto unsuspecting passerby's faces.
the common misconception is that a "sneaky panda" is a sexual act between two partners. when the male is pounding the female from behind, pulls out and spits on her back to make her think he just came. but then flips her over and pops in her face. this act however, is actually properly called the"philly fake-out"

"my relationship with my girlfriend hasn't been the same since she was sneaky panda-ed."

sneaky panda by savory one April 4, 2009

sneaky panda 

when you have a guy banging a chick in the ass and you replace the guy with a panda

my friend did a sneaky panda to his girlfriend

sneaky panda by alex chchifbvj February 25, 2008

Butt Fuck Panda Man

it walks upright,Rapes at will,and has an astounding genitalia. goes after anyone not wearing pants. reports have been filed about the bfpm (butt fuck panda man) or Anal Beast of Michigan that he has been seen mostly around the metro Detroit area.

Brett: is Dan at school today?
Aimee:No man, he had a late night with the Butt Fuck Panda Man.
Brett: Wowee! he got corn holed by the butt fuck panda man! poor guy.

Butt Fuck Panda Man by Skooma Head August 19, 2008

Riding The Panda 

The act of intercourse between a non-Asian male/female with an Asian male/female.

A hot Asian girl delivered my Chinese food tonight, and within an hour I was riding the panda.

Riding The Panda by Citizen Cain November 7, 2006