Packed and Loaded

To have a bowl or smoking piece filled with "smoking material" and ready to light

I'm packed and loaded - let's smoke this shit.

by Liquorshits May 2, 2010

Lacking to Packing

Lacking to Packing discribes the Ugly Duckling Effect. Normally when a woman goes from being ugly to becoming really hot. It can also discibe when a women obtains certian features such as breasts, or an ass.

Kyle: Have you seen Jessica's new implants?
Victor: No, Why?
Kyle: She has gone Lacking to Packing!
Victor: Damn, dawg!

by RevKB May 2, 2008

shasta pack

The well-defined abdominal muscles of a skinny short person.

That nerd had one hell of a shasta pack!

by chris_v July 9, 2007

Tranny Pack

An accessory used by pre-operation male transsexuals to conceal their "package" whilst sporting revealing attire; a low-hanging fanny pack.

Horny pubescent male 1: "Yo brah, check out that hot chick in the bathing suit!"

Horny pubescent male 2: "Hold up man, she kinda looks like a dude."

Horny pubescent male 1: "Aw hell no, with that rack? If she took that fanny pack off I bet we'd see some camel toe."

Horny pubescent male 2: "NO! That's a tranny pack! There's cock under there!"

Horny pubescent male 1: "Curse the gods!"

by Treaty July 25, 2009

Gerbil Packing

The process of taking a live gerbil and shoving it up one's rectum for the purpose of erotic stimulation. Historically this is achieved through the use of a toilet paper tube. Sadly, the gerbil does not typically survive the process.

I once heard that Richard Geere was caught Gerbil Packing with a prostitute in some hotel room.

by Bill Gates November 17, 2006

pistol pack

The act of removing tobacco from a cigar and then replacing the gap with marijuana

Guy 1: Dude did you pistol pack that yet?
Guy 2: Yeah man its ready
Guy 1: lets get hungry then

by Madd Dawg March 14, 2011

Pack Myself

pack myself..is to shove a foreign object into your own orafice

The art of packing oneself involves precision, carefully executed technique, and an extrodinary amount of lubricative substance.

Sentence: I am packing myself right now

or

I plan to pack myself tonight!

by Mink Scarf June 16, 2011