Fetus pump

When a man puts his schlong into a woman's belly button and shooting his masquerade of goodness directly into her stomach, forming a fetus. This is usually happens right after a falcon punch, in which the woman has lost their baby.

Girl 1: *Crying* I am 5 months pregnant and this man just falcon punched me!

Guy 1: Sweet. Fetus pump?

by Dylster69 September 29, 2009

pump driver

Pump Drivers: predominantly female drivers who "camp" out in the passing lane then lose track of what they are doing, letting their foot off the gas a little causing a decrease in speed by 5-10 mph. If these pumpers see you trying to pass they realize they let off the gas a little too much and speed up making it difficult to pass, they often like to hover next to another vehicle making passing impossible on smaller highways. If you manage to get in front of said driver they speed up and pass you as if you offended them in some manner magically finding the accelerator as they whip past you 5-15 over the speed limit. After successfully getting back in front of you only 1-2 miles later being in the same predicament as before causing the victim of their stupidity anger and frustration. If you experienced this or a situation like this congratulations you just met the "pump driver" or pumper for short.

I got stuck behind a pump driver and couldn't pass for 8 miles.

by BecauseBacon March 3, 2014

Good Pump

A quality group of people; people who are a good time when they’re together.

“Dude you see that group? That’s a hella good pump. They totally pumping them good vibes bro.”

by itsjustmeg April 1, 2019

Lil Pump

The rapper who dropped out of Harvard to “save the rap game” but is the first rapper people point to when lamenting about mumble rap.

Lil Pump arose to fame by publishing a song where he repeated “Gucci Gang” over and over again and described his nonexistent sexual exploits.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

pump pad

A residence other than your primary dwelling that one uses to hook up.

Hey bro, these ladies are on my jock, my moms staying in my apt. Can I use your basement as my pump pad.

by Adult bar March 15, 2014

Lil Pump

A rapper from Florida who blew up in early 2017 with songs like “D Rose” and “Flex like ouu”. Lil pump songs are typically a quick hook containing the name of the song, followed up by a quick 8 bar verse about how he pops pills and fucks your sister, and then he repeats the song title 45 more times. His music is decent for when your high as fuck and just listening to the beat, but if your sober and listening to the lyrics you might want to gouge your own eyes out. His most popular phrase is esketit. And he even has a song with that title.

Isaiah: you like lil pump?
Demarcus: nah that nigga trash
*3 backwoods later*
Demarcus: ESKETITTTTTTTTTTT

by theburningchicken July 16, 2018

bicycle pump

being defined as having a woman lay down on her back then proceed to take another woman have her rub her vagina and pump her legs as if riding a bicycle

bicycle pump can be defined as Meera laid on her back and spread legs open as Milani proceeded to rub her vagina as Meera moved her legs in a circular motion as if riding a bike, "yeah pump me"

by tarobaap6969 January 9, 2017