Have you seen Slay the Princess yet? I slayed the princess and I got a crayon-drawn congratulations card. Maybe I shouldn't slay the princess.
by dizzymountain November 6, 2023
Get the Slay the Princessmug. Ella is a princess inside and out. She’s sweet and beautiful, not to mention hella cute. She won’t believe me but she’s actually the hottest girl on the planet…ever. Her smile puts rainbows to shame and her eyes are a pool of beauty you could literally just drown in. Being drop dead gorgeous is just one of Ella’s bottomless well of heavenly qualities. She also loves to have fun and is quick to laugh. But watch out, if you mess with the princess she just might give you the old 1 2 Chris Pine. If anything is perfect on this earth it’s Princess Ella.
Kali Princess Ella:
Ella cha phi vaelari cor elvari, braza tai liquaniaj vay maven encotia brazali flaeron vaelari. Va brazaca kali vaellanas quar kaca raxolar vay noaerthki sirex simini da aero bay hagenj. Braza cha prinatia cor ka z vanna braz metivela. Ka vanna Ella ekoti daski pinta grigla. Flux cha vay metivela encotia ta vaellanas.
Ella cha phi vaelari cor elvari, braza tai liquaniaj vay maven encotia brazali flaeron vaelari. Va brazaca kali vaellanas quar kaca raxolar vay noaerthki sirex simini da aero bay hagenj. Braza cha prinatia cor ka z vanna braz metivela. Ka vanna Ella ekoti daski pinta grigla. Flux cha vay metivela encotia ta vaellanas.
by Vaellanas May 23, 2022
Get the Princess Ellamug. A shower princess is someone who spends too much fucking time in the shower. As a result, some people don't get to wash their ass, and if they do, it's usually cold water leaving one with the feeling of surfing off the coast of Alaska, mid winter. And in worse case scenario, when water is limited, leaving other's with little to no water.
The shower princess is not to be trusted. The shower princess will make statements and promises regarding speed of their shower. Do not believe them; they are falsehoods. The shower princess should be dealt with promptly, firmly and with no remorse. They will smell your weakness in your sweat and deem you weak, flabby and feeble minded. Be steadfast in your actions.
The origin of shower princess is unknown but it commonly used by US military service members living in barracks, in the field, or deployed.
The shower princess is not to be trusted. The shower princess will make statements and promises regarding speed of their shower. Do not believe them; they are falsehoods. The shower princess should be dealt with promptly, firmly and with no remorse. They will smell your weakness in your sweat and deem you weak, flabby and feeble minded. Be steadfast in your actions.
The origin of shower princess is unknown but it commonly used by US military service members living in barracks, in the field, or deployed.
Soldier 1: "That shower princess Snuffy has been in there for over 45 minutes and my shift starts soon. And everybody is gunna be like, yeah, that guy, over there, he smells like dirty buttholes"
Soldier 2: "If it's cold you should shart in his pillow case tonight"
Soldier 1: "Duly noted"
Soldier 2: "If it's cold you should shart in his pillow case tonight"
Soldier 1: "Duly noted"
by TheScaryKid November 7, 2011
Get the Shower Princessmug. A girl who think she is perfect, but she has an ugly personality. Her only good trait is her body and she thinks she can fuck who ever she wants. She thinks she is getting a rise by being a bossy little bitch.
Fuck Princess: I think I deserve more than I get
Normal Girl: The universe owes nobody anything
Fuck Princess: Whatever. I think I deserve diamonds and glory. I think I'm the biggest thing here and I'm ganna get all the guys I want.
Normal Girl: The universe owes nobody anything
Fuck Princess: Whatever. I think I deserve diamonds and glory. I think I'm the biggest thing here and I'm ganna get all the guys I want.
by Callmetheworst March 21, 2016
Get the Fuck Princessmug. A hindu princess is a drink. Go into a 7/11 and buy a medium coke slurpee but only fill it half way, the other half you will fill with tequila. Mix and enjoy!!
Kim: "Let's fuckin' rage tonite"
Katie: "Yea I just hit up 7/11 for some hindu princess shit we'll get lit and check out Tony's party."
Katie: "Yea I just hit up 7/11 for some hindu princess shit we'll get lit and check out Tony's party."
by Kim S. July 5, 2008
Get the hindu princessmug. A physical deformity whereby the second toe is longer than the big toe. Those suffering from this deformity call it a princess toe to feel better about their ugly feet. Also, some deformed are under the impression that the long second toe infers that they are 'head of the house' when in actuallity a person with this deformity made this lie up to feel better about their deformed feet.
by Samantha Knows December 26, 2007
Get the Princess Toemug. Caused by rampant inbreeding, many royal women suffer with princess toes and are therefore unable to wear open toed shoes.
by Gapp September 14, 2008
Get the princess toemug.