Pounding Bad Jerky

The act of having sexual relations with skanks, tramps or women who are easy.

Dude you better lay off pounding bad jerky, or you will be sorry.

by juciedupandsloppy July 20, 2012

800-pound gorilla

a very strong and/or menacing entity or issue that is obvious but not dealt with

Abuse suffered in prison is an 800-pound gorilla that is undermining justice.

by The Return of Light Joker April 13, 2009

seven pound squirrel

A huge quaff of hair around a woman's vagina that either has never been shaved, or at least gone without any grooming for a period of at least 7 years.

My lady got off the treadmill, took off her yoga pants, and as I ran my mouth over that seven pound squirrel I thought I might drown.

by The Dick December 9, 2013

Ten pound calculator

A laptop computer that has no general use, due to a broken wireless card, gaming card, etc..., and the only feature still in use...is the calculator.

Mike: Hey let me check my vitals on your laptop.
Me: Nah man its just a ten pound calculator

by Mto93 November 21, 2007

400 pounds of joy

A old hateful term for a fat girlfriend or wife that likes to have sex and is good to her man.

Did you see Jethro's girlfriend? You haven't? Well, that's 400 pounds of joy right there, boy!

by Lil' Taste October 27, 2016

pound the puka shell (aka pound the pukachoo)

The act of rough sex with a woman, usually on the beach.

When Brian was in Hawaii with Jeni all he wanted to do was pound the puka shell!

by Taps Malone May 19, 2005

chrome 4 pound

Slang Used to define a Chrome .44 caliber revolver

I'm in the hood ridin' round with a chrome 4 pound, can you see in the window through the tint?

by John;lkhsadflj July 26, 2006