When the number π could no longer hide her insecurities before her fellow mathematical constants, because the pressure to appear cool in popular culture is taking a toll on her psychological well-being—when fame and popularity come with such a high price that she could lose everything if she failed to reorder her priorities.
Naked Pi’s psychologist advised her to stop being a people pleaser or rescuer unless she doesn’t mind her fans and foes controlling her life.
by Numerati August 20, 2025
Get the Naked Pimug. A small helium filled party balloon released at Hot Air Balloon launch fields in order to determine wind speed and direction from the launch area prior to launching the Hot Air Balloon(s).
by Ima314lot February 22, 2023
Get the Pi Ballmug. The banned Book of Pi, chapter 3, verse 14, where the prophet wrote: “I have seen and experienced all beautiful, irrational, imaginary, metamathematical, transcendental, and sacred things about the number π under the sun; all of them are man-made and meaningless, a chasing after the next mathematical shiny object.”
Does Pi 3:14 sound like a mathematical equivalent of Ecclesiastes 1:14, where King Solomon with all his wisdom and wealth concluded that all is vanity?
by Fasters January 13, 2022
Get the Pi 3:14mug. The best fucking band ever created, they assemble each 1000 years to fight against evil. Born from the pits of Mordor Prezi and his friends shall free us from slavery once again. Some say they are related to Piratas de Villa Helena.
Person 1: Dude, the new song that Pi Boyz released is totally sick.
Person 2: Sure dude... *suffers a seizure*
Person1: lol
Person 2: Sure dude... *suffers a seizure*
Person1: lol
by LameQlos_69 April 20, 2018
Get the pi boyzmug. In engineering, every task will take exactly 3.141592 times as long as initially anticipated. The Law of pi is therefore commonly used along project managers when they ask engineers how much time they think they need to finish their work.
Arjan: How long will it take you to finish the design of those tubes?
Vincent: about one and a half hour I think
Arjan: OK, so taking the Law of pi into account, that's gonna take you exactly 282 minutes
Vincent: about one and a half hour I think
Arjan: OK, so taking the Law of pi into account, that's gonna take you exactly 282 minutes
by E.Musk January 7, 2019
Get the Law of pimug. A box most commonly hand made in which a Gaelic poet places small slips of paper that describe the perfection and beauty of Pi. Also commonly called in some areas as an “Awesome box”.
by dmbpoetic November 29, 2011
Get the Pi boxmug. When the number π perpetually ponders about “π”—whether she could forever command trust and respect among fellow numerical constants and in the mathematical community so that they would always think of her first.
Like e and 𝜙, π feels overworked and burned out. What are the odds that to some degree she’d be suffering from the meta-pi syndrome?
by Numerati January 17, 2025
Get the Meta-pimug.