shitter patter

Conversation had while on the toilet, usually, but not limited to over a phone with the other party unaware of the situation.

This chick I just asked out had no idea I did it with shitter patter.

by AlvinBreck February 15, 2015

Sausage Patty

A woman who hangs out at Sausage Bars. Most Sausage Patties have few boundaries.

Let's go 3-way that Sausage Patty.

by Bringindowntheblouse October 10, 2015

jean patterson

'That person' that never has money or cigarettes/ lighter and asks for one.

While asking they will pat their jeans as if they've miraculously left there's somewhere.

Generally a scruffy individual.

did you see Jean Patterson outside scrounging a fag?

by Janker89 September 2, 2016

Bun patty

The middle bun in a burger between the two primary buns. Trypically adjacent to the meat patty(ies), between the lettuce patty and the tomato patty.

Could I get a Big Mac, hold the bun patty, please!

by Donovansullivan January 13, 2017

daddy patties

The butt cheeks of a human male. They can slap together and make a nice bun sound.

Daddy patties can sound like sex. Yum.

by Ch3ebz May 7, 2017

Gooch Patty

When you put baby powder down your underwear and the sweat from your Gooch forms it into a patty.

I'm sweating so bad I have a huge Gooch patty.

by JessicaDavis June 13, 2017

taylor patterson

Very good looking girl nice body and big butt taylors have a nice smile and can fight

I just went out with taylor Patterson it was awesome

by Pizzaeater10x3 June 19, 2017