by Samwizzle October 24, 2007
Get the Candy paint kicksmug. One squad's final transmission:
Sir...an unidentified object is coming our way. It's four yards long and two yards wide.
What? Main screen turn on!
Penis!
What you say?
Penis, sir, penis!
Make your time for later. Night is best time.
SIR A GIANT PENIS IS ABOUT TO FLY INTO OUR TURRET!
For GREAT JUSTICE!
Sir...an unidentified object is coming our way. It's four yards long and two yards wide.
What? Main screen turn on!
Penis!
What you say?
Penis, sir, penis!
Make your time for later. Night is best time.
SIR A GIANT PENIS IS ABOUT TO FLY INTO OUR TURRET!
For GREAT JUSTICE!
by CharlesManson October 20, 2003
Get the Anuskwiks' Hideous Paintingmug. "Painting the town red" means to party, run wild, and have fun. It can also be used to express the need/want to surprise and gain the attraction of the opposite gender (as seen in example 2).
Example 1:
On the phone one lonely Friday night...
Ring Ring!
Sally: Hello?
Joe: Hey, Sal. It's Joe!
Sally: Oh, hey Joe... How are you tonight?
Joe: I'm good. You?
Sally: I'm alright... I just finished my homework, and... I'm alone. Karmen was going out to eat with Jeremy, and Lillyanna was going to a party with Annie, so I'm just going to eat and go to bed after some Facebook.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry...
Sally: Well, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go-
Joe: Wait! How would you like to go out with Tony and me tonight? We're going to party and do some painting the town red after a few drinks at the Irish Pub downtown!
Sally: Really? Joe, that sounds awesome! Here, can you pick me up in an hour?
Joe: Sure thing, Sal!
Sally: Bye!
Joe: Adios.
Example 2:
Joe and Tony arrive at Sally's house an hour after the phone call...
Joe: Sally? You in here?
Sally: Yep! How do you like my outfit?
Tony: Whistles Sally, you look... sexy!
Joe: Sally, you...
Sally: Cleavage, huh?
Joe and Tony: Yes MA'AM!
Sally: Well, what are we waiting for? To the pub!
On the phone one lonely Friday night...
Ring Ring!
Sally: Hello?
Joe: Hey, Sal. It's Joe!
Sally: Oh, hey Joe... How are you tonight?
Joe: I'm good. You?
Sally: I'm alright... I just finished my homework, and... I'm alone. Karmen was going out to eat with Jeremy, and Lillyanna was going to a party with Annie, so I'm just going to eat and go to bed after some Facebook.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry...
Sally: Well, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go-
Joe: Wait! How would you like to go out with Tony and me tonight? We're going to party and do some painting the town red after a few drinks at the Irish Pub downtown!
Sally: Really? Joe, that sounds awesome! Here, can you pick me up in an hour?
Joe: Sure thing, Sal!
Sally: Bye!
Joe: Adios.
Example 2:
Joe and Tony arrive at Sally's house an hour after the phone call...
Joe: Sally? You in here?
Sally: Yep! How do you like my outfit?
Tony: Whistles Sally, you look... sexy!
Joe: Sally, you...
Sally: Cleavage, huh?
Joe and Tony: Yes MA'AM!
Sally: Well, what are we waiting for? To the pub!
by InsanityisSexy:) October 3, 2011
Get the painting the town redmug. A term frequently used by the artist Birdman, a.k.a. Little Wayne's Father, a.k.a. the greatest rapper alive. Such term is defined as having paint that is as moist as the most moistest pussy that could possibly be found alive on this wet earth today.
by Kurtis E. Warner December 22, 2008
Get the pussy wet paintmug. by AZ man January 21, 2011
Get the mexican face paintmug. a baller that happened to get jewed into getting shot out, or sacrificed himself to bunker the mofo in the snake
by Big Ballah March 15, 2005
Get the painted gezabellemug. 