A self-inflicted developmental disabilty of millenials, caused by chronic digital media addiction, and characterized by short attention span, quick frustration, indiscipline, fatigue, and inability to absorb verbal information.
Doctor: I'm diagnosing you with game brain, probably caused by 2,000 hours of World of Warcraft, and exacerbated by 1,000 hours of GTA. I'm writing you a prescription for methadone. With treatment, you may one day be a person again.
by a j a x March 15, 2017
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Whoring out your academic abilities to the lesser brained for some sort of gain, whether that be material, monetary, or societal.
Or: doing a project with a dumb person for money.
Or: doing a project with a dumb person for money.
Will you work with your friend on that science project?
-No, I’m doing brain prostitution with John this time. He’s gonna give me $20 for it.
Brain prostitution is how I wound up semi-popular.
-No, I’m doing brain prostitution with John this time. He’s gonna give me $20 for it.
Brain prostitution is how I wound up semi-popular.
by NinjaGing January 23, 2020
In math class, I was brain browsing about the weekend.
by Cynthia9512Vivian March 10, 2014
A chronic condition in which the patient's brain is slowly replaced with ground beef, there is no known cure and it is terminal 94% of the time. Common symptoms include loss of mental faculties, making absolutely stupid claims on twitter and twitch chats, and investing thousands of dollars in ugly pictures of primates thinking they are worth something.
by ZeroGToaster February 16, 2022
when you exert so much focus or brain power that you lose all ability to function as a normal human being
by cmdrwest May 16, 2017