Food Sound

The sound that is produced when opening, rearranging, or consuming a food product that comes in a package or wrapper, such as potato chips or Pop Tarts. This auditory phenomenon is especially prevalent when the consumer is trying to eat the comestibles covertly.

While I was trying to secretly eat my breakfast pastry during my important committee meeting, the wrapper crinkled and everyone looked noticed. Damn you, food sound!

by Walker R January 24, 2009

food error

A mistake involving food, often resulting in regret and second-guessing. Taste, cost, and omission are the most common of these errors.

"Man, I should not have ordered the provolone wheel. Not only was it expensive but it wasn't that good. "Yeah dude, you definitely committed a food error".

by mp2009 February 5, 2009

food coloring

some type of color you put in something like water or ya just water. it makes your food pretty and also can be used for science fairs(aahhh) can be blue, red, green or yellow yay food coloring

"OMG Jim, should i make pancakes with this food coloring?"

by Lauren :D January 13, 2009

Food hangover

The feeling you get when you eat too much

Example: at a buffet and u eat 7 big plates after you go to leave and you can barely move "oh gosh I have another food hangover "

by Mich3093 December 20, 2013

food fap

Gorging on an excess of food after looking at a bunch of food porn.

The new issue of Bon Appetit made me want to food fap everything in sight.

by Foodfapper March 12, 2015

Thot food

Cheap food (under ten dollars) that can be bought and consumed after 6pm and before 6 am (McDonald's, KFC, Hot Dogs, fast food in general).

I'm hungry, let's go get some Thot food.
You're a basic bitch, all you Finna have is some Thot food.
I'm never gonna by Thot food for my wifey.
I'm a top self B, I don't do Thot food.
If he buys you Thot food on the first date, you're a Thot.

by RIAZ April 26, 2015

Food digger

A person who wants to be with you as a friend or something else, as they will always ask for your food during lunch.

Fat bastard: Lets be friends bro.
Person: Okay..?

*during lunch*

Fat bastard: Hey can I have your oreos?
Person: Sure.
Fat bastard: Can I have your Lays chips?
Person: Okay.
Fat bastard: Can I have your-
Person: go away you food digger! Give me back my lays!

by indescribable living May 9, 2017