Mississippi mud jug

Blowing air across a butthole to achieve a musical note.

Imma Mississippi mud jug Starla's asshole like a pan flute player at the mall.

by Ronald sagen May 31, 2025

Mississippi Gnarly

A sexual act which leaves its victims either dead, or at minimum, with cripling retardation. In one documented case, a man was left with no memory of who he was, the only words he could summon from his lips (with a great studder) where "Mississippi gnarly" like a sad version of "Groot" or "Hordor". Scientist die each year researching the enchanting act of the Mississippi Gnarly. Researchers have found (after years of research) that the origin of the act was developed in Mississippi. However further evidence points toward the creation of the Mississippi Gnarly occurring on a bedroom floor in eastern Virginia.

"You dont want to get a piece of this, the last man that slept with me got a Mississippi Gnarly"

by Konnie May 07, 2019

Mississippi rose

Sucking a fart out someone’s ass and holding it like a bong hit.

Matt is turned on when he gives Deb a Mississippi Rose, he likes the sounds she makes gagging.

by Bitch Barbie November 27, 2024

Mississippi Leg Wax

Removal of long-hairs on legs with cum substituted for wax.

That girl in line in front of me at the DMV was in need of a good Mississippi Leg Wax, them things looked like Chewbacca.

by Craytop September 04, 2015

Mississippi back brace

When you are fucking a racist white woman and your dick to big you brake her spine by slamming into her pussy because she called you a nigger

man I was fucking bubba's wife, but she's in the hospital.

Why?
I gave that bitch the Mississippi back brace

by Bigdickrob April 18, 2016

Mississippi Meat-Cup

6 dudes stand around a shot glass and who ever cant fit the tip of their dick in the shot glass moves on to the next round. You work your way up to a red solo cup and whoever wins is crowned the king of Mississippi.

Girl 1:Oh my gosh! I heard he has an absolute meat hanger

Girl 2: How do you know that?

Girl 1: How haven't you heard he beat dequan'dre in the Mississippi Meat-Cup

Girl 2: So he must have an absolute elephant trunk

by largermouthbass October 28, 2021

Mississippi Mud Puppy

Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.

Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!

by Mr. Eric Shay November 04, 2010