Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it

I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.

by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021

Mississippi oyster

The Mississippi oyster is a big phat raw horse pussy with a side of tabasco sauce.

You got a camel toe like a Mississippi oyster

by Nut smasher August 22, 2021

Mississippi Magnet Fishing

When the recipient inserts a magnet into a rear orifice then a person with a prince albert piercing proceeds to fish for the magnet with their piercing

Girl 1: How are you and your boyfriend doing?

Girl 2: Feeling a little off today, my boyfriend failed going Mississippi Magnet Fishing.

by hammerlol August 18, 2024

Mississippi rose

Sucking a fart out someone’s ass and holding it like a bong hit.

Matt is turned on when he gives Deb a Mississippi Rose, he likes the sounds she makes gagging.

by Bitch Barbie November 26, 2024

Mississippi But-Fuck

When a female wears an oversized camel hoodie and proceeds to put it over her eyes as a man puts soy sauce and peanut butter on her ass and inserts his shaft into the dirt road.

Wow hunny, that was an amazing Mississippi But-Fuck last night!

by Motorboater300 December 23, 2024

The Mississippi Tango

Verb: when you accidentally hook up with your cousin or other relatives at a bar without knowing what you've done.

"Dude, Chad I messed up real bad, I accidentally did the Mississippi Tango with Sarah, she's a great kisser but also my cousin."

by AresInamorta June 23, 2025

Mississippi Blowdrier

The act of nutting on someone's face and farting on their face until the semen dries.

Johnny performed the Mississippi blowdrier on me last week

by Magikpol July 8, 2025