lobster

New advanced form of crabs usually emerging from the anus.

Yo man that hooker gave me lobster last nite.

by limit4 July 2, 2006

lobster-tail

A sex act in which one person partially squeezes poop out and then dips it in butter and the second person sucks on it.

"Dude, that lobster-tail tasted like shit."

"That's the point."

by Not James. May 3, 2009

lobster

Mexican slang used to describe an uptight girl most likely belonging to the upper class, in a posessive way. Lobsters are perfectly identical to a lobuki in every sense, except that they have already been claimed by a high-class, modern, young male - known as a mirrey or mirrrey.

Hey! Come over here, lobster.

by El Mirrrey Mayor December 15, 2011

loob

(noun or an adjective)

to name someone who is a loser, a lame-o, or just a complete dufus. being a loob is not necessarily a bad thing.

(n.) OMG, why are you still talking to that piece of shit guy? you are such a loob.

(adj.) i don't why i'm so down today; i just feel hella loob.

by meganrawrbizzle August 22, 2008

Lobster

A very complex and mortifying sexual act in which giant red claws are involved

I lobstered her last night, I will never experience anything like that again..

by Golfcourse Men May 19, 2010

Blue lobster meme

A secret way of a male expressing to other men that he is gay and is interested in sex

Dave: Hey I saw you posted a blue lobster

Goose: yeah I love blue lobster memes

by Joeligma8596 August 31, 2022

lobster claw

an act of digital-anal sex in which 1 finger is inserted in the vagina, and 4 are inserted in the anus. This resembles the claw of a common red lobster.

"She was so slutty that I pulled off the Lobter Claw on her."

by Captain McCallister May 13, 2005