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Gold Star Lesbian 

A lesbian who has never had sex with a man. Usually used to demean others for questioning their sexuality. Almost always stuck up.

Usually the product of past abuse. Then they’re “purity” is held against others.

A believer in a gay hierarchy that doesn’t exist.
Regulate Lesbian: Hi.
Gold Star: I’m a Gold Star Lesbian so I’m better than you and always will be.
Gold Star Lesbian by Most People Smell September 25, 2018

lesbianese 

A lesbian. Use this to say someone's a lesbian in a polite way.
Did you know that Karen is lesbianese

Lesbian Clam Jam

1. A social event, increasingly popular amongst women in their mid to late twenties. Two or more women of the lesbian orientation will simultaneously and continuously ram into each other at top speeds resulting in serious injury.

2. An exclamatory phrase, usually shortened to just: "clam jam!" used in situations of extreme euphoria or frustration; rare cases of both at the same time.
" EF'ING CLAM JAM!!!!"

"what's wrong with sheila?"

"she's recovering from this weekend's Lesbian Clam Jam"
Lesbian Clam Jam by greymaz April 12, 2009

Lesbian Adventure Sandals 

Hiking sandals commonly worn by lesbians. They are worn even if there is no mountain or river in sight. I'm talking about lesbians and their love for Chacos.
If you look closely, that lesbian is not simply wearing Chacos. She is wearing Lesbian Adventure Sandals, and her destination is the farmer's market.

Liquid Lesbian 

A straight female who either makes out and/or has sex with other females after consuming too much alcohol.
She was strictly dickly but after a few shots of tequila she became a liquid lesbian.
Liquid Lesbian by attacksaturn December 30, 2008

sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog 

sweating profusely; to sweat a lot. indicates a hot day, or a hot room.
Mike: Man I'm sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog in here!
Greg: Shut up dickhead.

Mandy the killer lesbian assassin 

A character on the popular FOX show "24". Blew up an airplane in order to secure the photo ID card of a photographer. Is a member of the mile-high club. Likes to cavort around the Mojave Desert semi-nude. Failed an attempt to assassinate President David Palmer by poisoning him. CUrrently somewhere in LA (though she might come back for the season 4 finale of 24).
All you have to remember is, "Naked Mandy!"