Winnick's Law

No matter how disgusting, disturbing, or sad an image, video or article on the Internet may be, somebody somewhere is masturbating to it right now.

"You know somebody's pullin' it to that story about the lost puppy. Winnick's Law."

by Colonel_Panic April 22, 2014

cock in-laws

When two guys have sex with the same person they become cock in-laws.

You had sex with Tina too! I guess that makes us cock in-laws! Welcome to the family!

by bagineria January 10, 2007

laws of thermodynamics

0. When both of two systems are in equilibrium with a third, the first two systems are in equilibrium with each other
1. Conservation of Energy - Energy cannot be created or destroyed.
2. Entropy continuously increases.
3. Absolute zero cannot be reached.

Isn't it cool how all this corresponds to math and stuff?

by 2004 March 25, 2004

Moore's Law

Named for Intel founder Gordon Moore. Moore's law states that the number of circuits in a CPU will double every 12 to 18 months.

If Moore's Law is correct, then computers will be eight times as powerful in three to four years

by 1Spectre4U October 27, 2003

unwritten law

Unwritten Law is one of the best bands out there

Unwritten Law are one of the few non-label whore bands

Are you going to the Unwritten Law concert?

by Jake December 19, 2003

Law of PWNAGE

The law of pwnage states that anything that can be owned or pwned, will be.

I proved the law of pwnage by killing some noobs.

by someoneyoureallydonotknow February 2, 2009

Fey's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, as an online discussion grows longer and more contentious, the probability of a Mean Girls reference approaches 1.

Unlike Godwin's Law, however, Fey's Law irrefutably applies to most life situations as well.

Examples of Fey's Law:

"This conversation is becoming increasingly irrelevant."

"Boo, you whore."

____

"Oh God, I have to chaperone my brother's birthday party."

"I'd rather see YOU out there shakin' that thang."
____

"I got a 96 on my test!"

"YOU GO GLEN COCO!"

by four_for_kreayshawn November 15, 2011