loafed

the act of getting slapped in the face with someones' loafer.

i said that golf was lame and my grandpa loafed me in the throat.

by DR.E June 4, 2009

Loaf

Ham- all that needs to be said

Ham is the loafest of the loafs

by not a loaf February 12, 2010

Loast

Loast is a delicious, wholesome meal consisting of freshly whipped cream on bread

Anyone... For Loast?

by L@LSHITEShut April 14, 2010

loafing

The act of traveling to a local bakery with the intention of buying and consuming a loaf of bread as a meal. Usually done in groups containing an even number of persons so that each member is allowed half of a loaf.

"Would you like to go loafing for lunch today?"

by Tyler Sanderson September 20, 2008

loaf bedazzlement

When one defecates into a glass display case containing precious metals or gemstones. When the Loaf rolls down into the case and comes to rest, jewelry sticks to, resulting in Loaf Bedazzlement.

"Wow, Keith took a dump in that case of diamonds. I didn't know he was into Loaf Bedazzlement!"

by Misterpowercups March 17, 2010

lofstrom

The most amazing family line a human being could possibly come across

Wow look it's the lofstroms

by Amazeballs2082 June 9, 2018

LOAF

1) LOAF is an acronym for - Large, Overweight And Fat

2) Someone/something that is the size and shape of a loaf of bread

3) A human that eats unholy amounts of bread

Benni - Lloyd is a LOAF
Alex - Large, Overweight And Fat?
Benni - No, I was making a bread reference... but that is pure genius!

by FEIHCSIM September 9, 2018