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Wannabe knacker

A dublin person who comes from a wealthy background and goes to private schools, where he pretends to be a word knacker.
"Drop me off at the door, driver. Park around the corner and pick me up at twelve."
"Alrigh' lads, whats the story? Lets drink some dutchies and threaten old women, with a screwdriver.
by Chrichy August 29, 2003
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slimey knickers

When a girl is horny to the point where here panties are soaked.
Guy 1:Dude! Elise totally had some slimey knickers today in P.E.
Guy 2: I know. It soaked right through to her gym shorts!
by The Number Twelve April 24, 2008
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cum knock

When you knock on the door of an unsuspecting individual then cum on them when they open it
She blue balled me so I cum knocked her.
by ZaneyDreynor January 14, 2017
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Fag-knackered

The unfortunate deepening of a woman's voice through smoking.
Shannon stood there in all her fake tan glory and shouted in her rasping fag-knackered voice..........
by IAIN_D September 2, 2018
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ergin kneeckuf

An ancient word word and no one knows the true meaning. Legend has it that there is a secret meaning when you say it backwards.

-Hayden, Terry, Keaton.
unknown ergin kneeckuf
by Terry.Secord Hayden, keaton November 8, 2018
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The Knickerbockers

When you've got problems, e.g the shakes, your stomachs rumbling or an illness. Not as bad as the Knickerbocker Glories!
I played Morgan at Fifa but I lost because I had the Knickerbockers.
by hazatrand February 5, 2019
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Cramp a knick-knack

1) Verb: When getting down to the business with a girl, cramping a knick-knack is the sequence of removing her underwear, scratching them, sniffing them, scrunching them up and then throwing them on the floor.

2) The past tense of shtting your pants.
1) Lad 1: Did you bring that chick back last night?
Lad 2: Y'all better know dat! I did cramp a knick-knack.

2) Nicky Nicky Shinder: I just cramped my knick-knack again! Will have to buy some new Primark undies!
by NiftyCreature February 6, 2013
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