kevin

that one asian dude that knows how to dress and is going places.

Kevin is planning to become a aerospace engineer.

by wafflelover152 March 20, 2019

kevin

A Portuguese slang for penis

"Woah thats a big kevin"

by O.o <<3 July 13, 2007

kevin

a pussy licker

oooh look kevins up to her old tricks again

by the man of man February 9, 2009

kevin

a 300 pound person who strokes himself every day and may seem like he is straight but is the gayest in the world and gets it in the butt by a person named chuck lowe. He screams daddy all day and owns 15 dildos

Chuck: I am going to stick my 3 foot dick in Kevin

by Spanky48 October 8, 2020

Kevinate

verb: 1) The act of making something or someone Kevin-like.
2)-d; modified in nature by Kevin, or by someone who makes it like Kevin.

1) "The boy was very uncool, so we had to Kevinate him"
2) "Look at that place, it is totally Kevinated..."

by The Kevinated One October 2, 2003

A Kevin

A blowjob performed under the poker table by a fellow player. The act should be inconspicuous and done in a way so as not to disrupt the flow of the poker game. The key to the technique is for the pleasurer to avoid hitting their head on the underside of the table, while still providing long oral strokes. The act should take place between hands or during a hand in which the pleasurer has folded.

We've been playing poker for hours...I could really go for a Kevin right about now.

by axc911 January 11, 2014

kevin

v. The act of hip-thrusting. The body is positioned in such a manner in which the movement of the pelvic muscles is maximized whereas the movement of the rest of the body is minimized. The hips are then thrusted back and forth in rapid succession. See HardGay.

After winning the epic warcraft match, Daniel kevined his monitor.

by BrandonY October 10, 2006