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Funny Juice

The juice in your body that makes you tell jokes. Recharges when you sleep.
Sorry man I can't tell you a joke because I'm out of funny juice.
by Dr. Anthony Fauci April 6, 2021
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Sushi Juice

Sushi Juice (SJ) is an illegal drug under the umbrella of methamphetamines. It is a synthetic stimulant composed of trace amounts of iodine, acetone, lithium, toluene, and hydrochloric acid. SJ increases transmitter concentrations in both the noradrenergic and the dopaminergic synapse and also acts as an antiesthetic agent between the muscles and the brain. This results in increased levels of concentration, energy, and aggression.

The plasma half-life of SJ is 1.5–3.4 hours, however this is dose dependent. The estimated minimal lethal dose is 5.1 g, but susceptible individuals have died from as little as 0.5g applied to mucous membranes, whereas addicts may tolerate up to 15g daily.
Ryan: Paul how did you get all those math assignments done so fast
Paul: Sushi juice!
by KumarTheGreat April 18, 2021
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Secret Juice

Secret Juice (noun) is a concoction of ingredients blended into a liquid intended for consumption, with the belief that it will enhance athletic performance.

As of 2022, Secret Juice is not listed as a banned substance by the United Stated Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), and is therefore permitted for use by various athletic organizations, namely, the world wide premier MMA promotion, Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).

Secret Juice was patented by Brazilian UFC fighter Paulo Costa in 2022.

The ingredients remain a closely guarded secret.
Drinking Secret Juice once a day has shown to improve life expectancy by 7.5 years.
by NickyHans August 30, 2022
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Juice Dispenser

The non-binary term for a person’ genitals, inspired by a trans woman and the Patrice Roberts song “splash”
If you don’t want to specify whether you’re talking about a penis or a vagina you can say juice dispenser.
They have an amazing juice dispenser
You want a taste of my sweet sweet juices?
Want to sample the juices?
by Transgrlfransman January 5, 2022
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Brain Juice

Referring to the amount of cognitive function someone has relative to a period of time. It can be used as a general gauge for creativity, energy, mental capacity, etc. Similar context to gasoline as fuel for a car.
"There's no way I can work on this project, I'm out of brain juice after that test."
"Get some sleep, it'll help you get back some brain juice"
by jaikomodo December 10, 2021
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vegetable juice

hatsune miku lovess vegetable juice, and so do i!!!! <33
POPIPOPIPOPIPO PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 🤪✌️
me: i love hatusne miku!
x: the anime waifu that has a song abt vegetable juice xd?
me:yes, shes my idol
by METTATONFUCKMEDARLING<3 December 11, 2021
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ghetto juice

Any of the various varieties of excellent Wawa cold drinks. Half-gallons of these crazy concoctions cost next to nothing.
"Let's go on a Wawa run."
"Yeah, I need some ghetto juice right now."
by Kristen July 1, 2004
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