johnson steamboat

When you put your girl on your cock and spin her around

Man we hooked up for so long last night that I had to pull out the Johnson steamboat

by John David Barwin July 15, 2017

Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia, bathes it in vodka, and then proceeds to skull fuck the other participant

“Yo I gave Rachel an awesome Russian Johnson last night”

by PoopPantz December 10, 2020

Johnson (Okorie)

adjective;

a unique, also seen as "crazy", individual who presets comedic traits for his beloved audience.

That Johnson (Okorie) can be such a comedian.

by Yash himself July 28, 2021

Storm Johnson

An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.

"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."

by PapaCommish October 11, 2014

Visa Johnson

Visa Johnson is your mom 🤠🤠

whats your moms name? Visa Johnson

by Visa Johnson April 17, 2022

Lisa Johnson

A girl who plays with Littlest Pet Shops and tap dances in grocery stores. Doesn’t know how to tie shoes and doesn’t shut the fuck up about dinosaurs.

Person 1: Hey! There’s Lisa Johnson!
Person 2: Yeah, I knew heard some clicking!

by NotVivian October 3, 2021

piss johnson

After peeing, when some left over pee drips in your pants.

Man I didn't shake enough, I pulled a piss johnson.

by Tom Ford1 December 2, 2013